Car rides without 4G🤪

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- Here's how it goes:
Urarakas boyfriend is Deku, Dekus boyfriend is todoroki, todorokis boyfriend is bakugou, bakugous boyfriend is kirishima, kirishimas boyfriend is Sero, seros boyfriend is kaminari, kaminaris girlfriend is Jiro, Jiros girlfriend is Momo. 
And no I don't take criticism
Except for kirishimas boyfriend is Sero but i needed it to go up

-Self care is listening to the memes playlist and scrolling through cursed imagines on ur phone to compensate for lack of internet

-I'm a fucking crackhead. O O P

-Jazz music stops

-Ok jazz is one of the weirdest fucking words to spell like? J a z z? Mmmm ok sweetie. Sounds fake but ok.

-Alexander HAMilton lmao

-JjjjjjjjjEEEEEEGGGGGG ER EN GLAD LILLE COWBOY
A/n danish kids song, translation: iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii am a happy little cowboy

-Parents: have been ripping eachothers throats out this entire holiday lmao it's real bad this time 🤠
Me: turns music tf up

-I'm dead inside, waking up at 6am is some capitalist propaganda bullshit

-*internal screeching* is my aesthetic and also me all the time

-BOOM BOOM BOOM I WANT YOU IN MY ROOM *that one animatic of yoon bum dancing to the song intensifies*

-we're in goddamn Sweden and my parents hate each other. We love a fun holiday 🤪🤠

-Like wait wait ah, ski I yah, spin on my dick like a bayblade ack!

-My braincells are slowly leaving the chat one by one

-My entire life is just one big crack edit

-Parents fighting: intensifies
GET MONEY YAH YAH. GET MONEY YAH YAH

-Why oh why didn't I pack the noise canceling headphones smh

-I have a hat. It's a nice hat. I like my hat. It's pretty wild.

-I'm on a boat now,,,,,,boATS BOATS BOATS🤪🤪🤪  

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