Welcome

"Oh frick" is the last thing I heard.....the rest is history.

So. You're probably wondering, "What did she do? What's her story? Who is she?" Well, let's start off easy. Let's start with who I am. My name is Natalia Valdez. I have dirty blonde hair, blue eyes that turn a vibrant brown, and tan colored skin. I am the Daughter of a very famous Hit Woman, better than Deadshot, and the very, VERY famous Mafia boss, Maxwell Valdez.

Yes, Daddy kills people. No, Daddy doesn't get caught. Yes, he is hot. Yes, he is single {And a ready to a mingle like a pringle XD}. And Yes, he is VERY much in love with Food. Speaking of...*runs into my kitchen and grabs the bag of Oreos off the counter, running back to my room and eating them*

Alright...Now my dad may DEAL and SELL Drugs......But not once has he DONE drugs. He smokes Cigars. NOT DRUGS. He refuses to do them, even if it's pretty much being shoved down his throat. He holds it in the pocket of his mouth, and later, Spits it out in the trash.

Alright. Enough about Daddy. Now it's Mum's turn.

My mother. Is dead. Daddy killed her. She betrayed him to find information about him for someone else. Anyways, my mum was BEAUTIFUL beyond words. She had dark brown hair, bright, Blue eyes, and lovely pale skin. She was always wearing a bright pearly white smile. So not long after my mother gave birth to me, she was killed by daddy...

Alright... enough about my parents. Enough about me. Enough about all the little important details. Let's get down to business. You're still probably wondering why the first sentence of this book was "Oh frick" and how come the title is called welcome to hell.