The Surviver

Chapter 1

*It's the year 2281, the world as gone to complete shit after the nuclear war*
* in the distance on the strip on speakers can be heard playing Marty Robbins big iron *
???: I am Dakota, and this is my pet snake Emma.
Dakota: you may be wondering why I am here well I found a wounded Ranger and he told me to give his report to some guy named Ambassador Crocker.

Ambassador Crocker: what are you doing here civilian. And what the hell is that huge thing with you.
Dakota: 1 is that how you treat everyone who talks to you 2 I found one of your rangers and here is his report and 3 this is my pet albino ball python Emma.
Ambassador Crocker: ok and what happened to this ranger?
Dakota: he died here's his tags after he told me to report to you he got shot in the head by a legion Assassin.
Ambassador Crocker: oh well thanks for getting his tags and reporting to me. I guess this means there is a opening in the rangers. I know I was rude but would you want to join the rangers?
Dakota: sure why not.
Ambassador Crocker: well here's you uniform and you first task is to investigate this bunker our scouts have had reports of. It it suspicious it always has a sand storm but only by the bunker go investigate.
Dakota: sir, yes, sir.

                               ***
Dakota: hello anyone there.
Intercom: ....
Dakota: hello
Intercom: what's the passcode
Dakota: is it brotherhood of steel
Intercom: no
Dakota: ok guess I will be back
Dakota: well guess its time to head to 188 trade stop

          * later at 188 trade stop *
????: hello ranger
Dakota: who are you and who are you talking to.
???: silly me, I am Veronica and I am talking to you your wearing your uniform.
Dakota: hey want to follow me real quick
Veronica: sure why not ain't got nothing better to do.

* back at hidden valley bunker*

Veronica: I'd like a large atomic shake and a double Brahmin burger. And easy on the agave sauce this time.
Ramos: We gave you a password, Veronica. It's for your safety.
Veronica: Open up, Ramos. I know where you live.
Ramos: (sigh) For Pete's sake. Opening up. Welcome back, Veronica.
Dakota: what the feck just happened
Veronica: I got you in that's what happened
*later*
Elder McNamara: what are you doing here outsider
Dakota: I thought I could get some peer armor for Emma *Emma looks up at elder McNamara and hisses*
Elder McNamara: absolutely fucking not where did you get that fucking devil spawn.
Dakota: I found her and she's not a devil spawn she's a angel.
Elder McNamara: if I give you both power armor will you take that scary fucking beast away
Dakota: yes, yes I will
Elder McNamara: fine

   * TO BE CONTINUED????*