amber: ok .... max truth or dare
max: uh truth
amber:is it true that after you get a snack the vending machine you say thank you to it
max: um maybe
amber:wow he really is a nice guy
nina:*whispers to amber* a little to nice if you ask me
amber: ahem nina truth or dare
nina:pfft dare im not telling you my secrets
amber: mm ok i dare you to*whispering in nina's ear*
*family walking into cvs*
nina: do i have to
olivia: yes or i will rape you so your great grandfather and mother will feel my cumshot in your and their assholes
rest of family: ×-×
nina: damn ok ok*walks up to the cashier*
cashier woman: hi i how-
nina: HoLd Up!!!
cashier woman: what
nina: imma let you FiNiSh BuT WhErE's ThE pUsSy PrOdUcTs At
cashier woman : ......aisle 6
nina: thanks wait what
cashier woman:...what
*back @ home*
olivia: k imma gonna take a nap
chandler:but we just started
olivia: so sad, too bad don't care night
alex:but it's 3pm
amber: whatever alex truth or dare
alex: mmm ok let's pick dare
tyler:oh i got one*whispering in alex's ear*
*@ mcdonald's*
alex:*gets on top of the table*
attention everyone i got news i just found out that my sister is pregnant and the baby is a boy
*customers clapping and cheering*
alex:i cant believe it im gonna be a father
*customers stop cheering*
*back @ home*
sam: truth or dare, my dude
tyler: uh truth i guess
sam: is it true that you bought penis enlargement pills off of pornhub to make your cock bigger
tyler: i'll take a dare
sam: ok put this blindfold on and we'll kiss i mean guide you to your next dare
tyler: this is how a lot of porn starts but im down for it*puts on blindfold*
6 minutes later
tyler: guys we've been walking around this house for an hour what's going on
sam: calm your small cock
chandler: bigger than yours
sam: what
chandler: what
amber: c'mon nina which room
nina: i still looking ..found it quick help me
tyler: did you guys buy me a stripper
alex: who already got one
tyler: who
sam, alex: hEr
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tyler: who the fuck did i just kiss
*silence*
tyler: *reaching hands out to grab someone*
nina: everyone sCaTtEr!!!
sam:*kicks tyler in the ball*
tyler:owwwww what the FUCK!!
*everyone runs*
sam: look i think his balls just dropped
