adventures of detectives and fighters

the chaotic group chat

Heiji creates a group chat. Chaos ensues.

No pairings.

Warnings: grammar mistakes, swearing (mostly from Heiji), my weird humour.

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Hattori Heiji made a new conversation.

Hattori Heiji named the conversation 'party at my glorious manor'.

Hattori Heiji added Touyama Kazuha, Kudou Shinichi, and 8 other people to the chat.

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Kudou Shinichi: Oi.

Mouri Ran: What's this?

Touyama Kazuha: Oh, this is that fool's way of trying to invite you to our Halloween party, which will be held at his house.

Mouri Ran: You're making a party? That's great, I'm definitely in!

Kudou Shinichi: Pass!

Hattori Heiji: don't give me 'pass!' if I don't see your ass at the party, I will kick it and personally shove it there!

Kudou Shinichi: Rude??

Hattori Heiji: not really???

Hattori Heiji: also, our names sound pretty boring. how about we make nicknames?

Hattori Heiji has changed their name to westisbest.
Hattori Heiji has changed Kudou Shinichis name to eastisneat.

eastisneat: aren't these our names from our detectives group chat? But you could've chosen a way worse nickname, so thanks I guess.

westisbest: what's that supposed to mean?

eastisneat: Just take it like that.

Mouri Ran: You guys do really have a group for just the two of you?

eastisneat: no, it's one with the other two detectives (south and north).

eastisneat: but of it were like that, I don't see the problem

Mouri Ran: Alright?

Mouri Ran: Now i want to change my name too!

Mouri Ran changed their name to KarateMum.
Touyama Kazuha changed their name to AikidoMum.

westisbest: bet they have a group by their own and the same name.

eastisneat: Of course it is like that!

KarateMum: Maybe. Maybe not.

westisbest: anyway.

westisbest: Kudou.

westisbest: will you show up or do I have to force you?

eastisneat: In fear of getting traumatised, I will accept the invitation.

westisbest: as always, a vise decision, Kudou.