Brad

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So I just found out that I own a talking cat and apparently she can hit me between the legs. I have said so many thing in front of her and all I can do is stare blankly at a wall, so I said," will you keep all my secrets to yourself?" Dilly finally said," maybe, is there something in it for me?" I said," I'll give you a full can of wet cat food?" Dilly jumped up in the air saying," thank you, thank you, thank you sooooo much!" I picked up dilly and spun her through the air and all of a sudden I hear a loud barking. Dilly picks her head straight up in the air and is sniffing wildly. Then there was a loud bang and the door flew open I jumped back still with dilly in my arms and a deep voice says," give me the cat and I won't harm you."

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