emotional state- confused...perpetually
family- rather dull
finances- ah **** nah
Diagnostic complete
analysis complete
result:
ready to connect with server 1039024
-060-
I stared at the screen, blinking for a moment at the absurdity of it. Then I grew incredulous. "What? my face isn't that bad... is it? And what the heck are those ellipses for?" He gawked at the absurd, stupid, ridiculous words. What kind of-
"Incorrect- by this servers standards you are actually on the lower end of the spectrum, sorry, I know humans often like being lied to in these situations so I shall give you an answer that will best suit your specific needs. It is alright. You are a handsome SOB that will get all the ladies- you go tiger."
I blinked. "Oh... AI? Are you here to help me not make an utter fool of myself while I work?" I ignored the direct insult and even worse attempt to lie. That was honestly just pitiful...
"Hello, I am Angel, your companion AI. I am here to assimilate you into the culture and bio rituals of the inhabitants of the server you are traveling to. I am version 1.8.7 meaning that I am the 187th version of the original A.N.G.E.L. database. one version is made for each pilot. by the way, I really can't help you, there is no way to make you not look like a fool, and you will be doing little to no work, that relative burden falls to me."
I blinked. "Oh... well... how do we do this the-" I cut off as a gut-wrenching feeling split my everything in half, and I screamed as a frantic all of text decorated my vision, ending in simple words.
Error;
server malfunction.
status;
Critical.
Emergency random body generation subroutine initiated;
complete.
conscience transfersion process initiated;
Transfer complete.
Integrating system and mind;
Complete.
Adding survival bonus.
Adding survival boost.
Adding survival benefit.
Adding rebirth feature.
Complete.
Processing...
Download complete.
initiating IOS process;
complete
I screamed, then blinked, gasping as I looked around. I was in agonizing pain for an instant, hence the scream, but then...
I looked at the tiny cave around me. I had no idea where or what I was, but I knew that something had gone wrong. Terribly, horribly wrong. I bit my lip- realizing I didn't have a lip as I did so- and looked at the mouth of the cave. It was nighttime, and I didn't even know what species I was... Was that an ocean??? I'd spawned at the base of a pair of cliffs next to the ocean... perfect...
"Um... ANGEL? How do I... function?" He grimaced, worried.
Analyzing current body and form.
YOU ARE READING
Guardian core (Book 1 of: potentially many)
פרוזהWelcome, you will soon find yourself integrated into our interdimensional experiment- herein shall you find yourself a being specifically designed to gather data about some part of the world based entirely on the already native beings of the plane...
Dungeon Delver
Start from the beginning