Wilhelm continues to scream.
HARTLEY: Aaaah-gonizing? Ooh that is a good word, is you tryin' to say agonizin'?
Wilhelm still remains unresponsive to Lieutenant Hartley questions.
HARTLEY: (Agitated) Willie, is you tryin' to say agonizin?!
Wilhelm's screaming slowly subsides to a heavy sob.
HARTLEY: (Standing up) Well if you're not gonna answer I'll just do the other toe.
WILHELM: No!
HARTLEY: So you can speak! Willie, is it agonizin'?!
WILHELM: Yes!
Content, Lieutenant Hartley hastily scribbles Wilhelm's answer in his notepad.
HARTLEY: Interestin'. Good word agonizin'.
Lieutenant Hartley stands up.
HARTLEY: Now we do the other toe.
WILHELM: No!
HARTLEY: Sorry lad, I is gonna have to keep doin' this 'till you agree with the plan.
WILHELM: What plan?!
Pause.
HARTLEY: Oh. I didn't tell you the plan did I? (Shouting) Toby!
The sounds of footsteps running down a corridor are heard moments before Toby hastily bursts in.
TOBY: Sir did you- what the feck happened in here?!
HARTLEY: Toby I need you to be gettin' Willie some bandages!
TOBY: I can see that, but what fecking happened?!
HARTLEY: I assumed he weren't cooperatin'!
TOBY: Weren't cooperating with what, the brownie wrangling like?!
HARTLEY: Aye, the brownie wranglin'!
TOBY: Why weren't he cooperating with the brownie wrangling?!
HARTLEY: 'Cos I forgot to tell him 'bout the brownie wranglin'!
TOBY: You forgot to-?!
HARTLEY: Toby, I need bandages, now!
TOBY: Feck me...
Toby scurries off.
HARTLEY: Apologies Willie, I took a bit of shrapnel to the ol' noggin' in the war I did, makes me awfully forgetful.
Lieutenant Hartley sits down at his desk as Toby rushes back in, bandages in hand.
TOBY: There's a lot of blood, what did you do?!
HARTLEY: I drove a toothpick under his toe.
TOBY: Why?!
Lieutenant Hartley shrugs.
TOBY: (Inspecting the wound) Half of it's still in there!
HARTLEY: Aye, it splintered.
TOBY: I is need gonna need tweezers to get that out!
HARTLEY: Do I look like the sort of man who has the luxury of tweezers?! Wrap 'round it, stop the bleedin', nothin' more, he'll survive.
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Flight of the Maybug (Script)
Ficción históricaHitler is dead and SS Captain Rudolph Dietrich has just committed suicide. Now, the surviving members of his ragtag squad, hell-bent in their desire to escape and surrender to western forces, must negotiate the wasteland of their own selfish wants i...
