you're my sunshine ↬ joe mazzello [3]

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"billy shakes gang gang"

ophelia (ophelia by the lumineers)
emilia (emilia clarke)
bartholomew (bart simpson)
antony (mark antony)

mark antony
does ophelia deserve human
rights? be honest.

bart simpson
and where is this coming from?

mark antony
i went over to her house for a
movie night thinking it was going
to be a legitimate movie night
and what does she put on
bohemian fucking rhapsody

ophelia by the lumineers
i want my key back, thanks
you want to come into my house
and bitch about fine cinema, then
you don't deserve rights to
entering my house

mark antony
it wasn't the movie, per se
it was the comments

emilia clarke
what did she say?

ophelia by the lumineers
antony balthasar blake, don't you
fucking dare

bart simpson
this is some serious shit
just how bad were the comments
that she pulled the full name card

mark antony
lemme set the scene for you

emilia clarke
okay, billiam shake

mark antony
it's about twilight in the living
room of ophelia's residence. it's
rather chilly in the house, but
that's because we're both too
lazy to turn up the heat, and so
we're bundled together beneath a
blanket. we're eating popcorn.
well, i'm eating popcorn, and
ophelia is munching away on
some ranch sunflower seeds. it's
about halfway through the movie,
i believe, but i don't really know
because i don't have it all
memorised in the way that oph
does. on screen, the bo rhap
boys are filming the music video
for "i want to break free." john
deacon has just slapped roger
taylor's ass. ophelia turns to me,
eyes full of mischief, and i just
know deep in my heart that she's
going to say something off the
wall. and then she says it.

bart simpson
for fuck's sake, what did she say

ophelia by the lumineers
don't you dare

mark antony
"i want granny deaky to spank
me like she does rogerina."

emilia clarke
big mood

bart simpson
ophelia maria blanche vincent,
what is your problem

ophelia by the lumineers
that's not even the worst thing
i've said!
i've said worse about y'all!
and this is what you're going to
choose to pull the full name card
on, barf?
i see how it is

bart simpson
lia, honey, you know i love you,
but what the fuck

ophelia by the lumineers

emilia clarke
honestly???? it's not that big of
a deal

mark antony
you didn't see the LOOK she had
in her eyes
you didn't have to witness just
how much she meant it

emilia clarke
it was a joke :(((
stop bullying her :(((

bart simpson
emil, don't defend her
we need to bully this out of her

ophelia by the lumineers
y'all are just bitter you aren't as
funny as me and that's the tea

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