#Like, why?

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This is crazy! Theodore Roosevelt couldn't get into the military and he just had asthma.

Meanwhile, Steve's over here with Asthma Anemia, diabetes, color-blindness, heart murmurs, scoliosis, and has a family history of tuberculosis, high blood pressure, and Angina (heart problem).

Like, Steve, you're a hot mess. Why're you in the military?

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