IcyHot: Midoriya... I think I'm pregnant...
Broccoli: I swear to All Might, Todoroki. If you get me into another one of your gay panics I will Detroit smash your face to America.
IcyHot: BUT LOOK AT HIM! IS THAT NOT BEAUTY!
Broccoli: Todoroki. Just talk to him
IcyHot: wHaT?! I can't do that!
Broccoli: if you don't. I will Detroit smash you to America understand.
IcyHot: yes...
(Bakugou pm with Todoroki)
HalfnHalf: hello Bakugou, Midoriya told me to talk to you or he would Detroit smash me to America, so here I am. Now, could you please stop being so fucking BEAUTIFUL it's not healthy for me thank you.
Catsuki: the fuck?
YOU ARE READING
BNHA on crack
Fanfictionmost of this is "text" some of it is them actually saying shet uh,, it's just chaos and stupid. I mostly update this when I'm high on boredom or after some deep thinking.
