But why me? Markiplier x reader

Unexpected

Your p.o.v.

Mark groaned as he was playing mine craft, 'Not gonna take long my ass! She has been in there for over 25 minutes!' Mark thought to himself, the store closes at 12:30, he had to hurry and go, 'Alright, i will just quickly and quietly go in there, get the car keys and run the hell out of there.' Mark thought over the plan to himself as he went upstairs and into the bathroom.

Mark slowly opened the door to see the bathroom was hot and steamy, how was i able to breathe? it was stuffy as hell in here, and music was blaring out with me singing/shouting along with it, 

"I'll make you hot, make you rock, i'll leave the world in shock, i'm your tease, i'm your fuel, i just wanna see you drool, on your knees pretty please, you wish you were my main squeeze, L-L-L-Luxury."

Mark blushed as he felt blood rush to a certain part in his body, he then mentally slapped himself again as he tried to focus on the task at hand, all of a sudden Mark's phone started to ring, mark panicked as he quickly pulled out his phone and answered it, "Hey bro, what's up?" Mark gritted his teeth as he rubbed his temples, it was Pewds, out of all the times to call hi, this was the worst time to call him, "I just wanted to check up on you and (f/n), how are things going?" Mark looked back to the shower, he guessed i didn't notice or hear anything since i was still singing, "Look Felix, i am going to need you to be quiet alright? I am trying to get something." Mark whispered into the phone, "Okie!" Pewds whispered back sounding like a happy five year old, Mark rolled his eyes as he bent down and pushed the shower curtain a little and saw his car keys right next to his shampoo bottles, he avoided looking at me, he then placed his phone on the counter, accidentally hitting speaker without noticing, Pewds tried listening really close to what was going on. He slowly tried to reach over and grab the car keys.

"Mmm hot damn, here i come, tell me how you want it done, at the mall, in the hall, on your mama's bedroom wall, either way, you will end up on the news, *giggles* yeah, just like you wanted right."

I sang pretending to be sexy, I was really dizzy, my shower never has gotten this hot before,i was having a little trouble breathing,it was really stuffy in here, but i liked this feeling, made me feel like i was dreaming, made me forget all the negative thing i think about myself, my mind then raced to Mark, if i was in this state when i kissed him back on the beach, i wouldn't have been so afraid and nervous inside, is this how it feels to be drunk? being care free like everything that happens is just a part of your dream? I looked over to grab the conditioner and shampoo, only to see Mark's arm reaching over for the shampoo bottles, i giggled as i rolled my eyes, 'Of course this a dream, Mark would not have come into the bathroom with me showering in it in real life because he would know i would kill him brutally, that means that this is a dream and i can do whatever i want!' i thought to myself.

When Mark was only centimeters away from grabbing the car keys, he felt me grab onto his arm and pull him into the shower, i laughed as pulled him up a little so he was lying down on the floor looking at me,

"Do i make you wet? it's all about the C.U.N.T. I wanna hear you say, love my pink knife, you wish you had a slice of me."

 i sang as i took his glasses off his face so he could see me and threw them outside the shower, i twirled around in the shower, "Ah, i wonder what the real Mark is doing right now, he is probably going to be hella pissed at me for falling asleep in the shower, but i am so fucking glad you are not the real Mark, i would rip off each of his finger nails one by one with pliers and break his rib cage and use the bones to tear his legs open." i said happily as i danced around, it all made sense now, i thought i was dreaming. Mark was having a mixture feeling of being turned on and being terrified, he tried avoiding to look at me but i used my foot to move his head over to make him look at me, "Why won't you look at me? My brain was right, i am pathetic excuse for a girl, i am to much of a loser for you to actually like me. Even in my dreams you still reject me to hell!" i whimpered, "You are not a loser (f/n)." Mark said in a serious tone, i stopped crying and looked down at him, "Really? you mean that?!" I asked excited as i bended down to his level really quickly which made my breasts bounce, Mark blushed as he looked away from me, "Of course i mean it, why else would i kiss you if i didn't think that, I. Love.You." those last three words echoed in my head, he said it again, everytime he says that it makes my legs go weak, i then remembered that this was just a dream and this wasn't real. I sighed as i lied down on top of Mark to where my breasts were pressed against his chest i was looking up at him and using one hand to run my fingers through his hair, "If only you were the real Mark, i would have flipped my shit if he told me this." i said as i started to doze off, the music was still playing 

"Lip gloss and lollipop, let's rock i wanna pop, can't take your eyes off me, I'm all that you can see, Lip gloss and lollipop, I'll make booty drop, can't take your eyes off me, I'm everything you wanna be."

I then had a firm grip on Mark's shoulders so i could pull myself up to where me and Mark were eye to eye, it seemed as if time stopped as we starred into each others eyes, i then pushed my lips onto his as i closed my eyes, Mark was wide eyed, he felt blood rush down in between his legs, i held onto my stomach, "Mark could you move your hand off my stomach? It is making it uncomfortable to lay like this?" Mark blushed dark dark red as he tried to cross his legs, i gasped realizing that it wasn't his hand, i was having more trouble breathing and my vision was getting hazy, but i didn't care, i felt like i was a grown woman and showing my affection to the one i love, without being judged by others or any of that shit. i then looked to the place to where he was trying to grab something from earlier, "Were you trying to get something in here earlier? What were you Trying to ge-" i was cut off by mark using both of his hands on my head to pull me back down into another kiss, but this one was more passionate, he pushed his tongue into my mouth, my eyes went wide, i wasn't expecting that, but i let our tongues tango, i felt him groan deep from his throat as he grabbed onto my butt, i gasped as i my eyes went even wider. All of a sudden Pewds started screaming and hollering on speaker, "SO MARK! DID YOU FIND WHAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?! AND I HEARD (F/N) SINGING SHE SOUNDS AWESOME! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS GOING TO EAT?!?!" Mark looked at me in fear as my hair was covering my face, 

This. was . no. dream.

I clenched my fists really tight in anger as i started growling in anger, "MAAAAARRRRRKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"