BNHA x Reader: ViNeS and hilarious scenarios

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((Art does not belong to me, actually, i dont own any art. I cant draw for shit))

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Y/n: Slow down, grab your Bible, prayin' like your tryna make your soul revival. Praise the lord-

Mina: *dies of laughter*

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Bakugou: What's your name again? I forgot, it's starts with a D doesn't it-uh is it uh-dumb stupid bitch?

Midoriya: S H O O K

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Iida: Y/n wake up.

Y/n: five more minutes.

Iida: You've been in a coma for two years!

Y/n: okay, two more minutes.

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Kaminari: *Playing sail on the keyboard*

Jirou: S A I L *agressively slams foot onto keyboard*

Kaminari: Oh sh-*tumbles*

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'In the dorms with the whole class, chillin or smth'

Y/n: *turns to the google device* Google, what's that song that go zizyahbudabupbadababooboop?

((Skip to 00:35))

Y/n: *trying not laugh while dancing*

Whole class: *Laughing, confused af or dancing as well*

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'At the park or some shi idk'

Bakugou: I cannot hear anything, can you shut the fuck up?

Random person: Excuse me there are kids around.

Bakugou: You're right

*Turns toward a group of children*

Can y'all shut the fuck up, too?

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Some kid from a different class: *Looks at Y/n* I can't stand you!

Y/n: Bitch! Who told you to stand anyway? Sit your ass down! Da FuCk?

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Present Mic: Introducing...my hair ((Imagine his hair in different styles if you can))

The comb over

The ponytail

The emo

*Clicks tongue* The ratchet

The UnIcOrN-

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'In a hotel'

Midoriya: *Wakes up and sees Toga* WOAH!

Toga: Room service!

Midoriya: YOU DIDN'T EVEN KNOCK!!

Toga: Oh, I don't work here.

Midoriya: Wha--

Toga: *Crawls towards him on the bed and makes mating noises*

Midoriya: Screams

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Mina: Todoroki, why are you single?

Todoroki: I just really want to work on myself before investing into others.

Mina: Oh, nice! What about you Mineta?-

Mineta: -Uh nobody wants to date me.

Mina: Seems reasonable.

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Midoriya: Did you get my voicemail?

Y/n: What's a voice mail?

Midoriya: An audio message?

Y/n: Oh, like a voice text.

Midoriya: No!

Y/n: Oh, you mean that two minute thing of you crying?

Midoriya: That's it!

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'Looking at clouds'

Sero: I see a zebra.

Mina: I see a cat.

Y/n: I see Kirishima's balls.

Kirishima, who's apparently standing above them: What do ya think?

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All Might: Slow down! You-You're gonna hit somebody!!!

Midoriya: Dad, I haven't even started the car, so...

All Might: WATCH OUT SOMEONES COMING THIS W A Y!!!

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Mitsuki: WHY IS YOUR REPORT CARD ON THE CEILING?!?!

Bakugou: You said bring my grades up.

Mitsuki:...I did say dat, lemme see em-

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Present Mic: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHA!!!!

Aizawa:...*turns back to his computer*

Present Mic: HAHAHAha-What's wrong with you, that was hilarious.

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Y/n: Tokoyami , I can't sleep, I'm scared.

Tokoyami: Aww, Y/n don't be scared-*deep Inhale* BE TERRIFIED. *Dark Shadow cloaks him*

Y/n: Screams

Tokoyami: Also screams

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Aizawa: Y/n, why do you smell like weed?

Y/n: How do you know what weed smells like, Aizawa?

Aizawa: I--

Y/n: EEH! Busted Aizawa! You're suspended for a week! W H E E Z E-

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Aizawa, pissed off: THE BELL DOESN'T DISMISS YOU, I DO.

Class 1 A: okay.

*Y/n walks in*

Aizawa: Why you late?

Y/n: The bell doesn't tell me to go to class, I do.

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Hope you got a good laugh! These vine scenarios and characters do not belong to me. Comment down below for whatever you want!