Me: And...I'm back!!
Ratchet: Whoopie
Me: Lighten up the attitude.
Ratchet: *turns on headlights*
Me: Hilarious.
Ratchet: I know, now can I go now?
Me: NO! We haven't even started....
Ratchet: Yet it feels like a thousand years have passed.
Me: Because you're old.
Ratchet: I may be old, but my hearing is as sharp as ever.
Me: You've said that before.
Ratchet: ...um, well....
Me: Ha! Old...
Ratchet: Can we just...get this over with.
Me:...fine.
*pulls up video*
Ratchet: Wait...thats Optimus!!
Me: Yah. Now shush!!! And listen....
*music starts paying*
Ratchet: What's with the depressing music? Isn't this usually a happy song and... AM I HUGGING OPTIMUS?! Why is he crying?!
Me: Shut up! And watch.
Halfway through
Ratchet: Wait...how do they know....that me and Optimus...
Me: Fan girls know everything.
At 0:31
Ratchet: *le gasp* Is that....his spark?! *a single tear spills out*
Me: Just watch. *Takes secret picture.*
0:40
Ratchet: Why is everyone asleep....and WHY IS KNOCKOUT WITH US?!
Me: Oh riiiiight...you're not that far yet.
Ratchet: Huh?
Me: :3
Ratchet: You are so weird.
Me: HEY!!!
0:53
Ratchet: Who's the yellow spark?
Me: *Hissing* Just...watch.
At 1:10
Ratchet: *sniff* Wait...that's Breakdown?!
Me: Yah.
Ratchet: Never before have I felt such....sympathy for a con.
Me: What was that?!
Ratchet: N-Nothing!!
Me: *sings slyly* Please don't take my sunshine away!!
Ratchet: STOP IT!!
Me: ...
Ratchet: OPTIMUS!! *runs out of room*
Me: ...hehehe.
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Ratchet Reacts
FanfictionFor the All Mighty Wrench Cult! Welcome to... RATCHET REACTS!!! Ratchet: This is stupid. Me: Shut up! Transformers is owned by Hasbro!
