As requested by DarkerStars
Why?
WARNING.
SPOILERS UP AHEAD.
IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN INFINITY WAR YET, DO NOT READ AHEAD.
I REPEAT, DO NOT READ AHEAD, AND GO WATCH IT FIRST.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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Me: Ok, Ratchet, it's the first Ratchet Reacts!! How do you feel?
Ratchet: Like this is pointless and I want to leave.
Me: Sorry, that ain't gonna happen. NOW BEE!!!
Bee: "Slams all doors to room, and locks them."
Ratchet: What the frag?
Me: Thank you!!
Ratchet: *runs up to each door, trying to open them* YOU....
Me: Me...
Ratchet: *Hurls wrench*
Me: AHHHH!!! *ducks and wrench misses by an inch*
Ratchet: What do I need to do to get out of here?
Me: Just watch a movie.
Ratchet: I have no interest in earth motion pictures.
Me: Well, you're gonna have to if you wanna get out of here.
Ratchet: *groans* Fine....
Ratchet: *walks over and sits down in front of tv*
Me: *turns on movie* WHERES THE POPCORN?! BEE....
Halfway through movie
Ratchet: This is boring. I'm leaving.
Me: NOOO! Get back here!
Ratchet: Nope. *walks away*
Me: He'll be back.
10 seconds later
Ratchet: *walks over* Just...hit play.
Me: Knew it.
End of movie.
On screen: I don't feel so good, Mr Stark. *starts crying* I don't wanna die. *fades away*
Ratchet: SPIDEY!!! NUUUU!!!!!
On screen: *Keeps fading away*
Ratchet: NUUU!!! WHY!!!!!!!
Me: *switches end credits off* So...
Ratchet: *wipes tear from optic* What is this...feeling? *holds servo over chassis*
Me: Internal Combustion
Ratchet: No. It's...something else.
Me: Man period.
Ratchet: Stop it! *finally snaps out of it*
*clears throat* I mean...that was stupid. Can I leave now?
Me: Ugh, Fine.
Ratchet: *Walks out of room*
Me: Wait for it...
Ratchet: *muffled* NUUUU!!! WHY?!?!?
Me: And there it is.
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So...my fellow Wrench Cult Familia, What do you think?
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Ratchet Reacts
FanfictionFor the All Mighty Wrench Cult! Welcome to... RATCHET REACTS!!! Ratchet: This is stupid. Me: Shut up! Transformers is owned by Hasbro!
