The Social Media Meltdown

myspace

myspace

gender: male

status: barely used

saying: i'm as human less as the real space.

nickname: mys

.....sites are typing their feelings about you

facebook: ew, like who even uses you any more?

twitter: you're ugly. who created you, steven tyler?

youtube: guys you shouldn't say that... it's offensive to steven.

vine: well myspace is at least as ugly as his version of the national anthem.

pinterest: not helping, vine.

snapchat: like you ever help, pinterest.

wattpad: nice of you to finally show up, snapchat.

instagram: she's always late, blockhead.

google+: gram, please use your filter. we don't like insults.

ask.fm: she didn't even swear, you ninny. besides, insults and hate are what we're all about.

myspace: i would like to remind you all that while i may be useless these days, without me most of all you would never have been created. you'd be nothing but a jumble of numbers and letters.

tumblr: boo you spam.

facebook: i'm the new you, mys, so you better get used to it. you nothing but a lowly virus.

Myspace has crashed due to personal problems.

spam: a faker or cheater.

virus: a derogetory term, meaning a disgrace to the Internet

jumble of letters and numbers: a slang term for saying their designers gave up on them in the process of being made.

the other chapters are longer and much better than this trust me. this is kind of stupid but hopefully it's stupid and funny.