"So Zach you're 5 now you know what that means" Corbyn asks as we eat dinner
"No what?"
"You have to go to school soon" he smirks and I slap his arm
"Don't scare him"
"School?"
"Yeah it's a place where you learn and get homework and tests and quizzes. If you fail you die"
"D-die?"
"Don't listen to him you don't die if you fail. Plus you're only going to preschool you just play"
"Ok good this why I like you more than him"
"And I like you more than I like him too" I smile and Corbyn kicks me under the table
"Hey don't kick me that's abuse"
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We just finished eating and we're going to the store to get Zach a toy
I keep trying to hold Corbyn's hand but he won't let me
I'm pretty sure he's mad that I told Zach I like Zach more than him. But whatever he can be mad.
"Are you Seriously that upset that you can't hold my hand" I whisper as we walk into Target
He rolls his eyes and walks in front of me
I pick up Zach and follow Corbyn
"Your brothers mad at me" I tell Zach
"I know" he giggles
"But do we care?"
"No!"
"Good job" I laugh and give him a high five
We get to the toy section and he jumps out of my arms running in the aisles
"He's so cute" I tell Corbyn and he just nods
"Seriously are you going to ignore me all night"
"Yup" he says walking away
I roll my eyes and follow him
I grab his hand and whisper to him
"Keep this going and you won't fuck me, see me naked, kiss me, or even talk to me for a long ass while" I angrily say to him
I harshly let go of his hand and find Zach
I find him looking at LEGO things and tap his shoulder
"Hiiiiiiii" he says smiling
"Have you found anything you like"
"Yeah a lot" he grabs my hand and drags me to a small basket
"Woah you're practically buying the whole store"
"I can't choose ugh help meeeee"
"Let's see" I kneel down and look through everything
"Don't you already have these" I take out a few things and he takes them out of my hand
"Yeah I gonna put these back okay"
"Okay" he walks away and puts them back
There's 4 more things left and as I'm counting them Corbyn walks over to me. He taps my shoulder and I stand up
"What"
"I'm sorry."
"You're only sorry because I told you I wouldn't let you do anything with me."
"No. I mean yeah that's part of it but I realized how dumb I am to be jealous over my 5 year old baby brother"
"You really are dumb"
"Can you accept my apology please" he pouts and opens his arms for a hug
I hug and secretly kiss him
"You better fuck me the best you've ever fucked anyone ever before" I whisper
He smirks and Zach comes back
"Okay I wanna get these things" he say pointing to the stuff in the basket
"What that's like nothing come on Zach you need more" Corbyn says taking Zach's hand and the basket
"But corbyyyyyyy there nothing else I want"
"What about candy"
"Noooooo I want to go hooooome" he whines jumping up and down
"Okay Zach calm down"
"No!"
"Zachary Dean stop it" Corbyn yells causing people to look
"I want go hoooome" he starts crying and I pick him up
"Shh it's okay we're going home soon" I whisper calming him down. He puts his head in my neck and slowly stops crying
"See it's okay. He just wants you to have a great birthday with great presents"
"But I tired. He woke me up from nap and I want sleep" he sniffles
"Okay well how about we pick out some things for you and you can sleep on my shoulder. Is that a good idea"
He nods and puts his head back down
"Wow he never calms down that fast you're a life saver" Corbyn says smiling
"Maybe im magical" I shrug
He rolls his eyes and smiles
"Well let's go get him stuff"
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Me and Corbyn picked out a few more gifts and are now buying them
"Aw your guys's son is so cute" the cashier says
"Huh? Oh he's not our son. We're only 18 and 19. He's actually his brother" I respond
"Oh I'm sorry you guys just look like you'd be such good parents. Are you guys even together. Oh no are you guys related"
"Don't worry we're definitely not related that would be bad"
"Okay good. Well that's 25 dollars have a great day"
Wow that's cheap
"Thanks you too" I respond as Corbyn pays and we leave
I've realized wherever me and Corbyn go if there's a female cashier or waitress or anything he makes me do all the talking. I don't know if he's nervous talking to people or if he doesn't want me to think he's flirting with them but either way it's cute
We walk out of the store and I put Zach in his car seat
He stays sleeping and I go up in the front
"I can't believe she thought he was our son" I laugh
"I know he isn't even my real brother and doesn't look like either of us"
"Hey stop saying that brother thing"
"Oh yeah sorry"
"It's okay." I smile "now take him home so we can make a protected version of him"
"A what"
"Well the con-"
"Okay that's enough"
