The Boyz Chatroom (ON HOLD)

Crackhead culture

that home alone kid: the chief called and he said this shit don't add up

help?¿?: it's me, I'm the chief

smol child👶🏻: okay so maybe I am gay🤷🏻‍♂️

Ya Boi Jae🍆: Why are we all gay????

help?¿?: says the guy with the eggplant emoji next to his name

Ya Boi Jae🍆: maybe I just like eggplant Parmesan so I wanted to show my appreciation for it? EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT JACOB? NO! DIDNT THINK SO

Stressed dad of 11: I think we're talking about the wrong thing right now

baldgoosestan: what else would we be talking about?

Jeju boy⛰: how about the fACT THAT CHANHEE ASKED US HOW MUCH WE WOULD SELL OUR 🅱️USSY'S FOR

Old👴🏻: IN MY DEFENCE I SAID HYPOTHETICALLY
Old👴🏻: ITS JUST THAT EVERYONE IS AUDITIONING FOR THE PART OF ONE OF THE THREE BLIND MICE FROM SHREK AND YOU ALL IGNORED THAT PART

Sunshine☀️: why do I feel like there's nothing hypothetical about this situation????

baldgoosestan: bc this is chanhee we're talking about

Old👴🏻: WHAT DO YOU MEAN TALKING ABOUT? BITCH IM INVOLVED IN THIS CONVO

baldgoosestan: I could've sworn I just got a notif for this chat🤔

Old👴🏻: man, fuck you
Old👴🏻: your 🅱️ussy's getting sold for a packet of peanuts

smol child👶🏻: EYE–

help?¿?: damn, I've missed this
help?¿?: the friendship, the camaraderie, the love

Rap Game strong👅: how much crack have you snorted today?

help?¿?: ITS CALLED SARCASM BITCH
help?¿?: I SWEAR THIS GROUP HAS 2 BRAINCELLS
help?¿?: AND THEY BELONG TO SANGYEON AND I

Jeju boy⛰: talk to him like that again and I'll shove you in front of a bus and make it look like an accident🙂

help?¿?: Will you just fucking do it already?!

Ya Boi Jae🍆: why does that sound familiar??

smol child👶🏻: probably from the last time you tried to fuck with that needle dick of yours

Ya Boi Jae🍆: I may have a needle dick but I fuck like a sewing machine😎 (A/N: shoutout to a random guy on tinder for this. It highkey made me die LMFAOOOOOO)

(Stressed dad of 11 has ejected Ya Boi Jae🍆 from the chat)

that home alone kid: I SPAY OUT MT WATSR

baldgoosestan: that was...unexpected sksksksksksks

Old👴🏻: I hope you're proud of yourself Eric, you've broken The Hoe Line™