Kevin's birthday

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(Stressed dad of 11, help?¿?, Ya boi Jae🍆, that home alone kid, Jeju Boy, smol child👶🏻, Old👴🏻, Sunshine☀️, 1/3 of the Bermuda Triangle🔺, LETHAL WEAPON🔪 have logged on)

(that home alone kid added Rap Game Strong👅)

Old👴🏻: so...Valentines day just passed....did anyone get their dick sucked?

Jeju Boy⛰: I nearly choked on a cucumber, by accident

LETHAL WEAPON🔪: "by accident"

Jeju Boy⛰: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY

Sunshine☀️: he's trying to say that you're a hoe

Jeju Boy⛰: YES OKAY BITCHMIN NOBODY ASKED YOUR MOODY ASS

Stressed dad of 11: why can't we ever just have a normal conversation???

Old👴🏻: where the fuck would be the fun in that?

smol child👶🏻: so are we all just gonna ignore the fact that Haknyeon nearly deep throated a cucumber or....?

Ya boi Jae🍆: LMFAOOOOOOOOO

help?¿?: ERIC ARENT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE PURE AND INNOCENT????

smol child👶🏻: "supposed to be"

Stressed dad of 11: OKAY ENOUGH
Stressed dad of 11: although I do kinda want to know how tf that happened, Haknyeon

Jeju Boy⛰: oh my fucking god, why do y'all gotta make it sound sexual? I was just eating a cucumber and then one of you fuckers shoved me and then it....

Sunshine☀️: made you gag? Like a dick?

Jeju Boy⛰: I really hate this new Changmin....

that home alone kid: are y'all forreal?

Jeju Boy⛰: I WAS JUST TRYING TO EAT A CUCUMBER IN PEACE OH MY GOD Y'ALL ARE JUDGEMENTAL AF

that home alone kid: BITCH NOBDOY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR DEEPTHROATING ADVENTURES

Rap Game Strong👅: so this is the type of shit I missed when I got kicked out the chat?????
Rap Game Strong👅: Wild

that home alone kid: HAVE Y'ALL SERIOUSLY FORGOTTEN WHAT DAY IT IS TODAY?????

King of Visuals🤷🏻‍♂️: trash day?

smol child👶🏻: 2 for 1 pizza day?

help?¿?: watching-Friends-on-repeat-for-multiple-hours, day?

that home alone kid: NO TO ALL OF THOSE
that home alone kid: SERIOUSLY?!
that home alone kid: I HONESTLY FUCKING HATE YOU ALL
that home alone kid: IM GONNA GO AND LAUNCH MYSELF INTO THE FUCKING SUN NOW

(that home alone kid left)

Sunshine☀️: that reminds me, I need to change my name on this....

(Sunshine☀️ changed their name to shortdudebutmydicklong)

shortdudebutmydicklong: that's better

Stressed dad of 11: I'm- i honestly don't know what to say

LETHAL WEAPON🔪: nvm changmin, don't you realise what just happened?

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