Story Time

Story #2

So we were in science class today and my friend and my classmate were insulting each other.

While they were insulting each other, I took Lily (my classmate's "daughter" aka pencil pouch) and I hid her under a nearby desk. As I was doing that, they were saying (i'm gonna try to say what I remember):

Classmate: "Your face looks squishy"

Friend: "Okay and?"

Classmate:"Your face looks like a deformed *beep* crack"

Me: "Dude you literally call yourself 'Funky Donkey' lol. Lily looks nice"

Classmate: *looks around for Lily* "LILY! LILY?!?!" *crawls on the floor looking for Lily until he finds her*

Friend: "What is he going to do when he has to go back to school shopping and gets a new pencil pouch?"

Me: "Idk."

Classmate: *Comes back with Lily and continues insulting my friend*

So this went on for like 30 seconds until my friend said this...

Friend: "Oh yeah, well you make the president look more attractive!"

Classmate: *Looks shocked and covers face*

This is when I started dying of laughter and crying. She really got him good with that and we were talking about it the rest of the day

Nice story huh?