All the boyz were out of town leaving James and his bussy all alone..
SO HE STOLE RALPHS DOUBLE DONG DILDO
but Ralph knew he would do this, after all he did try steal your dads anal beads so he had a weapon to beat Laura lee with
tIp tOe tIp tOe iM cUmInG fOr uR bEaDs pApi R
"oh no your not"
James gasped in fear as he clenched his butthole
"Yeehaw daddyo I didn't know you'd be home so early, I was just cleaning I swear cow boy emoji!"
Ralph shook his head in disapproval, he knew it was time to demolish another Alabama thot
He clenched his fists tighter than tanna mongoose's butthole after a night with bella, time for a beating
"dAddY nO"
It was just then when Ralph pounced on top of James licking his lips like an ogre in heat
"Take my pp in that bussy boy"
"sHisTer nO i WIlL sHisTEr aNallY bLeEd aLl oVer tHeESE nIce wHitE shEetS!"
"Lol idc James now give me pp"
James was already naked don't @ me, he needs to be naked 24/7 or Jeff won't date him
Just as Ralph went to demolish his cheeks, Elmo shot him in the back of the head with a dildo gun
(In heavy Alabama/ Jamaican accent)
"The next day the mutha fucka was dead"
"Now tickle Elmo or I'll shoot your bussy with my little red chod"
yEs pApI nYaAaaA
*slurrrrrrpppppp that night James was so stretched out like omfg she fuckin dead*
YOU ARE READING
wreck it Ralph x James Charles x a cockroach x your abusive x motto motto
RomanceY u all up in my poosi boi? X bling boy X Alabama man X Elmo
