BFB Songs And Stuff

Loyalty Chart (Blank Space Parody)

Lyrics

Do you need assistance? Dr Leafy will see you now.
Please don't show resistance, or I'll have to note it down.
I don't want to be royalty
I just want your loyalty
Please accept my charity (please)

I love you with all my heart but I need to know if you love me.
Check out this loyalty chart, it has everyone on our team.
We all have a job to do.
I swear I'm not being mean to you.
I just want to help, I swear that's true
So cooperate and let me help you.

So you could heed my advice, or you could let your rating fall
Because I've only been nice, and you aren't grateful at all
Have a long list of former friends, they'll tell you I'm insane
But don't listen to any of them 'cause they're all fake!

You all need my help, Leafy knows what's best for you
Don't you dare call this hell, after all I've done for you
Got a long list of former friends, they'll say I'm the bad guy
But I've got a loyalty chart, make sure your marks stay high

We all have a role to play, and I know that we'll pull through
So listen to what I say, or else our team will lose
Is keeping order so bad?
What have I done to make you mad?
You all are making me sad (sad)

You should be thanking me, I'm an angel who's done no wrong
I am your loyal queen, and you're just tagging along
You would be dead without me
You need to pay the fee
Your fee of gratefulness and loyalty
It's the least you can do to thank my charity

So you could obey me, or cause our team to lose
'Cause if we lose, see, it's no one's fault but you
Got a long list of former friends, they'll tell you I'm insane
But don't listen to any of them, cause they're all fake!

I don't seek validation, no, all I want from you
Is some appreciation, it's the least you can do
Got a long list of former friends, they'll tell you many lies
But I've got a loyalty chart, make sure your marks stay high

Boys only listen when there's competition
This chart's supposed to be your motivation
You boys still haven't proved yourselves yet
These are some very low marks that you will get!

So it's elimination, and I have a bad feeling, See
Like a premonition, the results were shown to me
Got a long list of voters, they said that I was bossy
But my boys still need my help, let me rejoin please

And now I've come back but not to team Beep
I was placed on the Losers and now that's my team
Got a list of clueless new teammates, nobody from Beep
Cause I've got a loyalty chart, and I'll show it to my new team