I'm in kuroko no basket!!!!!!

giving birth

So I'm pretty sure I've been here for a few months considering i haven't been born yet,
but daaaaaaaam what I would do for some ramen. what?

As I was about to think of all the things that could go with it - which I'm pretty sure saves both of our mental brain cells- I felt movement and a gust of wind from the lower level (if you know what I mean) (author: this is very descriptive :/), I then felt myself being pushed out and for some reason I had the greatest urge to sing " I believe I flyyyyyyy!"................... listen I don't know either.

But anyway when I opened my eyes, i'm pretty sure I saw an angel ( ok, that might be a bit of an overreaction) but let's just say that the woman was very pretty. She had long blonde hair with sea blue eyes that when you look closer can see a hint of green in there, she had red plump lips that look a bit faded but still kissable and her complextion was absolutely stunning, you can't see a spot on her face. Then a women next to her said something i did not expect.

"Ma'am you just brought a healthy baby boy to the world" she said smiling happily.
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DID SHE SAY BOY!!!!?
AND THIS WOmAN IS MY MOTHER!!!!?
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I'm so screwed.

As I was thinking over the things that could happen I heard a loud bang and a VERY annoying voice which I'm not going to lie startled me down to the core ( and I mean CORE ).
When I look up i saw the most handsome bishounen ever i swear I had a nose bleed right there.

" Honeyyyy!! are you alright!!"he sang...he freaking sang.......wait..... HONEY!!!! This weirdo is my father?..........God if your listening, what did I do to deserve this opportu-

"Peter!!! Look what you've done !!! U scared the baby so much it's having a nosebleed!) (author - I don't think that's the problem ma'am)

" Sorry honey, but I just wanted to see our cute little baby boy " he said with mocha flower around him (now I'm concerned).

Anyway now that I've got a good look at him, my father is handsome as well as beautiful, he has a orange hair that look like golden string in the sunlight and sea blue eyes same as my mother, he has a define jaw and a very muscular build, my father must be dropping women's panties from left to right ,but, from his reaction earlier I could tell that he's one of those parents that spoil their children to much for their own benefits (and their wallet) *sigh*
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This is going to be troublesome.
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