I was only nine years old
I loved Bob Duncan so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise
I pray to Bob Duncan every night, thanking him for the life I have been given
"Bob Duncan is love", I say, "Bob Duncan is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Bob Duncan
I called him a cunt
He slaps me and sends me to my room
I am crying now, because my face hurts
I go into my bed and it is very cold
I feel a warmth moving towards me
I feel something touch me
It's Bob..
I am so happy he whispers into my ear, "This is my Bob's Bugs Be Gone"
He grabs me with his powerful exterminator hands and puts me on my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass cheeks for Bob Duncan
He penetrates my butthole
It hurts so much, but I do it for Bob
I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Bob Duncan
He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Bob Duncan looks him deep in the eyes and says, "I've given him the Bob Duncan experience."
Bob leaves through my window
Bob Duncan is love, Bob Duncan is life
