Jungkook
Yo nigga, wtf you wanna eat?
Yoongi
Nigga does it look like I know, my ass should be sleep right now.
Jungkook
You know what, ima just order some fucking pizza.
*dialing the pizza place number*
Pizza place employee
Welcome to 'Jimin Got No Jams' how may I help you?
Jungkook
Yea i'll like to place an order for DELIVERY
Pizza place employee
What you want cuz?
Jungkook
Yes I'll like a B O N E L E S S pizza with extra sauce and C H E E S E.
Pizza place employee
How tf pizza B O N E L E S S??? Pizza doesn't have bones B U D D Y.
Jungkook
No I meant what I said blood, I want a
B O N E L E S S pizza with E X T R A sauce and
C H E E S E ! !
Pizza place employee
Bruh wtf you on cause I don't recall a
B O N E L E S S pizza ever being made C U Z !
Jungkook
You know tf what, where's your M A N A G E R
Pizza place employee
I don't know lemme go see.
He said that YOU'RE ON THAT P A C K ! ! and you don't make any S E N S E ! !
Jungkook
You know tf what, y'all food service is T R A S H !
I'm coming up there to get ya M A N A G E R so I won't *distorted triggered voice*
D R O P K I C K Y O U ! ! !
Pizza place employee
You can hang up B U D D Y cause we about to close. I don't need to serve your D U M B A S S anyways!!!!! Thinking pizza got bones on it like what type of crack ya stupid ass on cuz!!
Jungkook
Yo nigga I know Taekwondo and I can kick your ass
O U T T H E D O O R with ya goofy ass!!!!
*hangs up the phone triggered af*
Yoongi
So are we having food???
Jungkook
Naw nigga, that pizza place a different breed of people. I almost lost my shit and went
R A N G E R K O O K on they ugly ass!!
Yoongi
NIGGA WHY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA HAVE A PROBLEM WITH EVERY FUCKING BODY!!! YO ASS GON GET WHAT YOU ASKING FOR!!! IM TAKIN' MY ASS TO SLEEP CAUSE I WASTED MY FUCKING TIME ON YOUR DUMB ASS!!!!
Jungkook
Well nigga damn, it wasn't that serious. My ass just wanted some B O N E L E S S P I Z Z A ! !
(A/N) ~ The to the muthafucking enddddd. I honestly don't even know what I wrote sksskksk
Hopefully ya crackheads enjoy this🤪
~ It was some what based off of this crazy ass video💀💀
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