"Oh my god, hello darling! I haven't seen you in so long."
"I know, it's been a while."
"Don't worry honey, I've given him a good scolding."
"Mom!"
"Honey, you were stupid and broke her heart. What did you expect me to do?"
"I'm your son, you're supposed to take my side!"
"Not if your side was stupid. Now, darling, why are you here?"
"Your son cut my hair off."
"I didn't-"
"He did what now? Oh young man, you'd better hope I can fix this. Honey come here, let me see....ah yes, I think I can do something about this. How do you feel about pixie cuts?"
"I've never had the guts to get one but I like them."
"I'm glad you think so, because you're about to have one."
