Hey Batta Batta! - The Batter x Reader One-Shots

A Gun and a Bat - Mafia!Au

Lazily glancing to your side,you and the 'Batter' have been partners for sometime now,he was quiet,but he was surprisingly...intimidating and loud during interrogations against a mobster.

He always used a bat as his primary weapon,odd,right? Well not for you,this man- he had caught your interest then any other male out there,he was genuinely calm and collected,quiet and less of a hassle,just like your colleague,and friend,Dedan.

Dedan,he was a tall,buff man,and he had sharp,canine teeth,he appears normal at first,but due to his occasional yelling and aggression,he came off more tense and less of a woman's man,surely you witnessed several women run after him,even underaged teens- and he did what he did best.

Yelling.

He always yelled 'FUCK OFF!' Or 'PISS OFF!' To the women who always bothered him,he was always fixated on his job,nothing else,although,he was only kind too his friends,which meant You,Batter,Enoch,Japhet,Zacharie,Vader/The Queen,Sucre/Sugar,Pablo and Judge,including Elsen too,Hugo also,he was always in the department,since Vader always had troubles on finding a baby sitter.

Whenever you had those rare days off,you always volunteered to look after the young and kind boy,both of you were great friends,he even considered you as a guardian,the boy always had managed to bring a smile to your face.

Gently shaking your head,you needed to focus on your task,apparently,a new Mafia had been cruising the streets and committing several crimes in a span of a week- so you,and the Batter were the best bets,both of your were great with combat,and acting.

It would be easy to take these fuckers down.

You both had a normal box filled with fake drugs and weapons- Enoch had created these,he was skilled,you both were in a normal mini van,staring at the three vehicles that pulled up,you had a device in your trench coats pocket,you took a quick glance at the Batter,sending him a quick but small grin,both of you nodded,stepping out of the vehicle,you opened the back seat door,and took the package out.

Both you and Batter were heavily armed,using jackets or trench coats to disguise the weapons you had,you turned your head to see the Batter,he did seem a little...nervous?

You shrugged,taking the package as you had lifted your face mask up,both you and the Batter were wearing something that covered your faces,he wore his black baseball cap which had shadowed half of his face,and you were wearing plain,porcelain mask.

Knowing that you were going to bust these men with fairly dangerous weapons,you knew that Batter and you were outnumbered,not when you have a full police force ready to fire and shoot,pulling your walkie talkie out,you pressed on the button.

Speaking in your lowest,and quietest voice.

"Dedan,Dedan? Are you with me?"

"Yes,in place and ready to fire."

Dedan spoke,you can hear the quiet excitement in his voice,he loved busting criminals- but he loved killing them even more.

"Fire on my mark,sync. Mark."

"Sync."

"Mark."

"Sync."

You repeated the process of saying 'Mark' as Dedan replied with 'Sync.' It was a little practice you and Dedan did for focus and to know when to fire,shutting your small,communication device.

You looked up,facing the man as you nodded,sending you an unnoticeable thumbs up,you had walked toward Batter,a grim expression on your face as you sighed.

"Do you have the package?"

The mobster leader spoke in a gruff,raspy voice.

You nodded,passing the package,until a bullet had bursted through the side of his head,blood spewing everywhere as you had grinned,the task was almost complete,taking Batters hand as you both had taken cover behind one of the vehicles,you knew Dedan was calling for backup by now.

"(Y/N),duck!"

Batter yelled as he had tackled you,the vehicle exploding behind both of you,where was backup?

You had taken your pistol out,shooting as the Batter had roughed up a few mobsters with the metal bat he owned,you heard loud bangs as you witnessed mobsters fall,you looked up at the building to your left and grinned,sending Dedan a thumbs up as you had heard sirens not so far,more mobsters were pouring in- and you were getting worried,you turned around to see Batter shoving an injured mobster to the side,and as if time felt like it was slowing down,your blood ran cold as your eyes had widened.

You had witnessed your love get shot,gasping as you ran over to the fallen man,you had dragged him to cover as your eyes watered,you sniffed and gently lifted his white shirt to reveal the bloody bullet wound.

"Oh god- what do I do?!"

You panicked,tears hopelessly falling out as you had slowly broke down into sobs,gazing down at the weak and injured Batter,he gently placed your hand on your cheek.

"Look at me."

He said in a weak,frail voice as you gazed down at him.

"Don't cry. I was bound to die anyways."

He said,no worries as you heard the sirens near,they were a couple blocks away by now,you shook your head and tried desperately to stop the bleeding.

"Don't you dare say that Batter! You are going to live!"

You hissed,hoisting him up as you heard him grunt in pain,you growled as you had picked him up,and started to walk slowly,the man was heavy,but due to years of practice and attending a police academy,you had muscles.

You had carefully walked,successfully dodging a few bullets here and there,some grazing your injured leg and grazing your bloodied cheeks,you growled as you gently set him down behind a brick wall,firing at mobsters,missing occasionally,you immediately saw polices vehicles surround the area,you grinned as you had walked toward an ambulance,you were determined that he was going to make it.

And in the end.

He did.

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Hoo boy was that a shitty ending.