This is a story about a bottle of plastic that contained this yellow substance called mustard. Shit. This boy named Mason was like hey let's put mustard in a baby. And so they did. Don't ask who they is. Baby died. Fuck. Mason then went on a adventure to figure out the true meaning of his life.
On his adventure he met a furry named Savannah and she owoed all over the place. Owo.
They fucked.
They both then went on a journey to figure out what the true meaning of mustard was. They never found out.
Die.