You Perverted Baka! (Fem Naruto X Kakashi)

Attack part 1

Kakashi's POV ( this takes place that same day but just Kakashi's POV)
Last night I fell asleep reading Icha Icha Paradise. I always have one in my bag at all times. I read it more than you'd expect. I was having the best dream but I force myself to awake. I got up grabbed the book I fell asleep reading and continued reading. I got some orange juice from the fridge and drunk it. I mean I'm the only person here I can drink from the bottle. I got distracted by Icha Icha Paradise a few times. I remembered I needed to go get food. But I also had to go meet Natsuki, Sasuke and Sakura. Yes I know "Naruto" is a girl and I know her true potential. She has come far from when I first realized she was a girl. I got dressed in my clothes I wear on the daily. Then left to get groceries. While I was walking I saw Natsuki pinned to a wall by some guy. This pissed me off for see reason my blood felt like it was boiling. I was about to walk over to her and help but this look she gave told me she could deal with him. I saw as she slapped his hand again but it just went right back into place. I could see the annoyed expression on her face. Before I knew it the guy was on the wall across from her. In my mind all I could think is 'Damn she just beat the shit out of him in like on hit I don't know what the hit was but it was a hit' I walked over to the bastard while I asked Natsuki "are you telling everyone or just team 7." "Probably anyone that sees me" she said as she jumped on the roof and repeated it until she was out of sight. That filthy bastard actually had the nerve to try and talk. I just simply knocked him out and took him to hokgae office. After that I went to get groceries. When that was done I finally decided to meet my team. "Yup whis~" Natsuki chirped "sorry I'm late I got lost on the path of life" I used my same old excuse "do you know this girl" both Sasuke and Sakura said. "Why yes, that's Naruto but just her true appearence" I said. "Told ya" Natsuki added. "Oh and we have a mission that involves leaving town so go pack" I said and walked away. The hokage wanted to talk to me about that bastard from earlier. By time I got to the hokage's office he wasn't there and he left a note saying ' I called you here to talk, I wasn't here so I owe you for wasting your time.' "Really I came here for nothing ugh" I said and jumped out of the window. I got to the gates and was greeted by an Angry Sakura "Why are you so late!"Sakura said tapping her foot in the ground impatiently. "I got-" I was cut off by Natsuki "do you know what he is? A professional Leaf Village Ninja. He has other things to fucking do then, deal with a bunch of over confident brat including myself." Well damn "whatever let's just go" Sakura replied. "Oh you little bitch" Natsuki said about to beat the shit out of her I grabbed her by her jacket while reading Icha Icha Paradise. "Thanks back there but you kinda went over board when you said they were being a over confident brats" I chuckled still holding on to her orange jacket. "Well that's what she gets for being impatient" Natsuki said with a smile some would say it's bright enough to light rival the sun. "No but really thanks for that I appreciate it and I owe you one" I said. "Damn right" she giggled and me and her just talked to each other along the way to where we had to go.

Time skip

Once we got there Natsuki looked tired but also looked like she still had energy but the others not so doing as good a Natsuki. They looked like they were about to fall out. Well considering it was 1 am it was understandable "we have to split ro-" I was cut off once again " I room with Sasuke!" Sakura practically yelled "Do you know what time it is? It's fucking 1:01 fucking am and people are actually home sleeping, so shut.the.fuck.up" Natsuki said with an attractive amount of sass.Whatever you can room with Sasuke" I sighed. "So Natsuki that leaves me and you by the way, we got the best room" I said. Natsuki had twinkles in her eye knowing she could go to sleep. "Hey I realized you don't have anything pack" I said confused "why is that?" "I thought this was going to be a short trip boy was I wrong" she said tiredish. "Hm okay" I said and we started walk to our room. Once we got there she ran for the shower. Kakashi said and we started walk to our room. Once we got there I ran for the shower. "Do you not remember you saying 'I thought this was going to be a short trip' and you brought no clothes" I said in a jackass tone. "I'll wear something of yours" she said in reply that made me blush. "Do you know how big I am compared to you?" I asked still blushing. "Yeah that means I don't have to wear pants ya Baka" she replied in her jackass tone. "Okay whatever works for you I do owe you for saying what I was thinking and put it in nice enough words that saved my ass" I said. I went into the bathroom she oddly didn't notice and took her clothes I was going to take them to wash. She was humming a song of some sort. After I got away without being notice I put her clothes in the dirty clothes pile that I just made with my clothes. I took a shower before we left so I just changed into my black tank top and sweat pants I hung the black shirt I wore up since it was oddly clean. I left the apartment to go check on Sasuke and Sakura. I saw them walking around well Sasuke running from Sakura. Yup they're fine I went back into the apartment to the sight of Natsuki about to throw a brush with all her might
( Exactly what he sees)