"WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE
HOPE IT GIVES YOU HELL."
𝖌𝖎𝖛𝖊𝖘 𝖞𝖔𝖚 𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑: in which david dobrik finds his ex-girlfriend on instagram and accidentally posts the screenshot on his public story. and she's pissed about it.
GCSSIPGIRLY 2019
SOCIAL MEDIA...
BILLIE NOT EILISH is this the right group chat because if not this is real awkward
ARI NOT GRANDE no bils it's ur family gc wassup jackson fam
BILLIE NOT EILISH in my defense, you are in my family group chat
ARI NOT GRANDE what can i say? dan and rachel are just everything i aspire to be
BILLIE NOT EILISH they're what we all aspire to be. now, back to the task at hand i'm fuming i'm enraged i am (and i cannot stress this enough) triggered
CHAOTIC GOOD ok i'm gonna be honest i'm not 100% sure i know why we're mad i know that the group mind is collectively angry (and i'm fully ok with that and down to aggressively subtweet david dobrik at any time) but i need an explanation for why
AUNTIE KRIS oh andrew
ARI NOT GRANDE oh andrew indeed
BILLIE NOT EILISH ok so ariana and me went to high school with david dobrik
CHAOTIC GOOD it's "ariana and i" but go on
BILLIE NOT EILISH yea anyway so ariana and david started dating his sophomore year and her freshman year and then he broke up with her out of nowhere when he graduated
ARI NOT GRANDE like literally a week after his graduation he was like hey by the way i'm moving to california and you're not my girlfriend anymore boys am i right also andrew we 100% talked abt this before
CHAOTIC GOOD gotta love em and yea i remember now i was just having a crackhead moment it happens to the best of us
AUNTIE KRIS does it? or is it just u?
ARI NOT GRANDE to be fair i think we were both wasted when this conversation occurred
AUNTIE KRIS checks out
ARI NOT GRANDE yea so its just so immature and stupid of him to not only be looking for my instagram, but also to put it on his snapchat story for his millions and millions of followers to see and i'm already so fucking tired of having to see his face all the time and now it's just gonna be 10x worse yk
AUNTIE KRIS look on the bright side all the instagram hate is gonna boost ur engagement so much
BILLIE NOT EILISH honestly facts dude take advantage of the fact that ur ex has 13 million people obsessed with him
ARI NOT GRANDE alright on that note i gotta go love y'all also chris when ur done filming pls pick me up in n out i'll do ur laundry for a week
AUNTIE KRIS done feel better girly
BILLIE NOT EILISH love ya 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙖𝙩 𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣-𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙮 𝙖𝙢 𝙗𝙮 𝙖𝙧𝙞 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙜𝙧𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙖𝙩 𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣-𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙮 𝙖𝙢 𝙗𝙮 𝙖𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙞𝙚 𝙠𝙧𝙞𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙖𝙩 𝙚𝙡𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙣-𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙧𝙩𝙮 𝙖𝙢 𝙗𝙮 𝙘𝙝𝙖𝙤𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙
