Into the Real World

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(Mira walks in and waves her hand. Everyone disappears and reappears in the Minion Empire)

Minions: BABO RE KIAT BOUPA!!

King Minion: BABO RE!!!

(The minions attack)

Everyone: AHHHHHHH!!!!!

Mira in the Room: They should've woken up by now...*flips her hair*

(Everyone arrives back in the room)

George: You really need to wake us up normally.

Mira: that wouldn't be any fun...

Fred: Precisely.

Mira: Anyway I have a treat for you guys!

Dave: BAPOY??

Mira: No, not a banana. Dave you are already disgraced for failing to fix the Minionese Translator as previously seen.

Dave: 😢

Mira: Fine. HALF a banana. you have to share with MF.

MF: BAPOY!

Dave: BAPOY!!!

(They share a banana)

Mira: Piper is still away and Ron and Anna are in Arachne's cosy patch in the Underworld getting eaten alive. .Anyway we are going up to the real world today.

Leo: okkkk

(Everyone disappears and reappears outside a shopping mall)

Ron: FOOD!!!

(Several people throw them strange looks)

Mira: I'm regretting this already..

Peggy: HEY MIRA!! GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE!!

Mira: PEGGY!!! WASSUP BESTIE??

Ginny: what are they saying?

Minions: BEE BOG GLET!!

Ginny: I don't understand...

Hermione: They said "We would know if banana someone hadn't broken the translator!"

Ron: Whaa- You understand?

Hermione: I fixed their translator. Dave's a not a bad technician, but I had the brains not to cut the red wire.

Dave: GRRRRR..

Hermione: JOKING I'm joking!!

Dave: Grr..

(Mira returns with her arms linked with Peggy's)

Mira: Hey guys this is my bestie Peggy.

Everyone: Hey Peggy!

Peggy: PEGGY IN THE HOUSSSSE PEEPS!!

Harry: Reminds me of someone...

Mira: Uh, anyway! Peggy is gonna show you around the mall while I go shopping! Then we are going picnicking!!

Ginny: Is that even a word?

Mira: Ask someone who cares! Now guys, behave. if I hear any reports of Leo trying to eat the cashier because she's chewing gum, I will punish you.

Leo: I've never done that in my life!!!

(Mira walks away)

Peggy: Let's move it, peeps!

(Hermione whispers to Peggy, blushing)

Peggy: Ohh.. You might wanna go with Mira and get them.

(Hermione follows Mira)

Fred: Where's she going?

Peggy: To get candy. Now let's go on some rides in Luna Park!!

Everyone: WOOHOO!!

(They get on the biggest roller coaster there)

Leo: I THINK I'M GONNA BE- BLEURGH!!!(throws up)

Everyone: GROSSS!

Peggy: Eww. Ok time to go Christmas shopping!!

Jason: I can get something for Piper!!

Peggy: I'd better pay...you can't use drachmas here.

Jason: that sucks.

(They choose cool gifts for each other)

Ginny: LOOK!! A LIFE-SIZE TOY COPY OF ARNOLD!!

Peggy: That's a moshimon- never mind.

Fred: Awesome! a prank section!

Everyone except the twins: Uh-oh.

(Mira and Hermione return)

Mira: We got candy!

Harry: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE?!?

Hermione: Uh...I've been right next you..and you're starting to act like Ron.

Harry: NOOOOO!

(Everyone takes some candy)

Leo: MMRPH

Hermione: You're disgusting.

Leo: I know.

Dave: BOTREA!

Jason: Hermione, if you have fixed the translator, how come we still hear the non translated version?

Hermione: I fixed it so it only works for me. *Smirks*

George: But what if you're on a dare?

Hermione: Then you can't understand them.

Fred: -_-

Mira: Come on guys. Piper and the piles of bones that used to be Ron and Anna, should be in the Room by now. Say bye to Peggy!

Everyone: Bye Peggy!

Peggy: Bye peeps! see ya soon!

(Everyone arrives back in the room and sees two piles of bones but no Piper)

Percy: ANNABETH!!! NOOOO!!

Hermione: RON!!! NOOOO!!

Jason: PIPER!!! WHERE ARE YOU???

Mira: Grow up. (reincarnates them and brings Piper back)

Piper, Ron and Anna: THAT WAS HORRIBLE!

Mira: Too bad. Well guys you can do whatever you want to now. there's no dares because you need to be energized for tomorrow (evil smile😈)

Everyone: Oh no.

Mira: DAVE! MF!

(Dave and MF shoot everyone again)

Mira: Thanks. I've really gotta get the fridge fixed. You cut the red wire in it, didn't you?

(Dave hangs head in shame)

Mira: It's ok. Who fixed the translator again?

MF: Bamione.

Mira: Revive her. Let's see if she can fix the fridge. (Dave revives her)

Hermione: Whaa-

Mira: Can you fix the fridge? Thanks, bye!

(She disappears and everyone disappears into their rooms as well as the Minions who go back to the Minion Empire)

Hi! really enjoy writing this book! send any dares in!

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