Tag, I'm it, Twenty-something-something-something...

Twenty things about me. As a poet, I see no need to write this list entirely in prose.

1. I am some bit of all the things that King David was, but of those, the thing I wish to be most is "a man after God's own heart."

2. This ain't my first rodeo. I used to teach kids to ride, and I've shovelled my share.

3. When the student is ready, the master will appear. I have been both.

4. I never bluff. Except this time.

5. I was once knee-high to a grasshopper.

6. I sell air to people who need it and in order to make them happy.

7. I am the man. Therefore I can't rebel against the man very easily.

8. If I didn't need money, I might write all day.

9. I work in IT. I don't like computers, I just control them.

10. Beer tastes better if you make it yourself.

11. Business is about people.

12. I don't have to tell the truth, I'm a poet.

13. I "wrote" when I was in my teens, and a bit after, then took a break for 15 years or so. I'm better at it now.

14. If I had more musical ability, I would write more songs.

15. I've always wanted to write "important" things. I need to take it all less seriously.

16. I'll probably write some books on business but I'm not sure when.

17. Most of my friends that I have asked to read my writing have seemed indifferent about it. Wattpad is great place to live.

18. I think it took me a while to get traction on Wattpad because I am not social by nature.

19. I'm the biggest Bob Dylan fan I know. But maybe that goes without saying.

20. One of my employees nicknamed my partners and me, "Yes", "No", and "Maybe." I was Maybe.