Dedicated to me, myself, and my talking football.
Hi! Welcome to the Castle of Indolence, unofficially called Jasper's Mind. I'm your host Jasper Tesla: the Kitty God, Son of Yog-Sothoth, the Poor Man's Leonardo Da Vinci, the Engineer, the Walking Encyclopedia, the One Eyed Idiot, etc.
So what is this? A rant book? Kinda. A book of homeless short stories? Kinda. A meme compilation? Kinda. In fact, I think the best way to think about it is: you know Heimskr? The annoying guy in Whiterun who's just screaming and preaching about Talos, regardless of if anyone's listening or not? It's kinda like that.
I'm not writing this to preach my philosophies to everyone else, nor for my followers and stalkers to know me better, nor so people support me if I ever get into a stupid argument just because I'm cute. I'm writing this for myself, because I feel like it. Don't question it.
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The Castle of Indolence
RandomWelcome to The Castle of Indolence: where weirdness meets intelligence, and the Quantum Gods dwell in their natural habitat. This is another random collection, this one involving funny short stories, creepypastas, shitposts, rants, and science! Lot...
