Rants & Shit

9: caitlin

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RANT NUMERO NUEVEHHH: ilikebxndss

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*waves*

this shall be a fantastic rant

about a fantastic person

who is fantastic

and it is fantastic

that she is fantastic

her name is lindy

jk its *«««*caitlin*»»»*

boom de clap boom boom de clap de boom de clap boom boom de shh

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*poem for caitlin*

hola caitlin u r gr9

with your wonderful power to be in time

and that you are also very fine (ass)

and you probably can rhyme (better than me)

i believe that we are friends yippee

also you got 10k reads

which is so great to see

you have two delightful knees

as you can see my poetry is GREAT

but i need to stop before im too late

i feel like im going to smash a plate

and i cant wait

ho ho ho says santa clause

i wish i had dog paws

it is for a good cause

my brother snores

i live in england you live in muricah

in brave the girls called merida

i can't think of anything else to rhyme with muricah

so ill just say muricah

caitlin you like one direction

they give you a lady erection

im not giving you a detention

because theyre not THAT bad and theyre kinda hot and larry is kinda cute but i cant admit i sorta like them because i don't have those kinds of inTENTIONS

you dont particularly like of mice & men

so i pleasantly broke your pen

but i decided to forgive you again

even though you havent given me a reason to forgive you in the past i still said again

caitlin oh caitlin how art thou

im sorry i seem like a bit of a cow

i bet youre wondering how how?

how now brown cow.

this is the end of my wonderous poem

i bet you didnt know 'em

who is them? well then.

they are in a band called of mice & men

now im honking very loud

honking makes me proud

of our friendship thats not crowd(ed)

and my cat just meowed

by lindy

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this is where you cheer and caitlin says "k"

ta da

actually, in all seriousness even though that poem was pretty serious i think you lot think that it wasnt serious enough which okay fine im fine with that i mean we're all entitled to our own opinions *sobs in corner* no really, im fine.

IM FINE DONT BELIEVE IT YOU KNOW ME ENOUGH TO KNOW THATS A LIE IM CLOSE HARD AS IT IS TO SAY TO mfbsjskcbsjsoxvskskxhsosodhdkeosb I NEED YOU NOW THE CLOCK IS TICKING AND THE FUSE IS BURNING CANT KEEP RUNNING FROM WHAT IS COMING DONT TURN ME AWAY DONT TURN ME AWAY I NEED YOU NOW *ahem* scuse me

okay: reasons why i like caitlin

·•·shes super freaking talented fULL STOP.

·•· her book runaways is absolutely fabbb

·•· she has crazy curly hair which i think is adorable (but also punk rock okay dont murder me)

·•· SHE LISTENED TO ALL OF THESE SONGS I RECOMMENDED AND I HAVE A "CAITLIN" PLAYLIST OF ALL THE SONGS I RECOMMENDED AWWWW *hugs while she screams "rape"*

·•· i don't know how old she is so im pretending that im older than her so i can be the big strong friend (that wants to be as cool as the younger friend)

[caitlin like srsly were you born before or after 14/12/1999]

·•· SHES AMERICAN

·•· SHES A TWIN (i think)

·•· SHE LIKES 5SOS

·•· SHE IS MY FIRST WATTPAD FRIEND

·•· she is super duper kind and i dont think shes ever said anything mean to anyone on this website

·•· shes confident in herself which i adore because she likes being herself and i like her being herself too

·•· shes hilarious without even trying

·•· she is a gr9 friend

CAITLIN IS FABULOUS

ily

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