Rants & Shit

2: periods

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RANT NUMERO DOS: periods

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definitely not writing this because im on mine *cough*

but why

why do i have to go through the horrors of waking up one morning and walking to the bathroom to wash my face and thinking 'hm im uncomfortable' and then you pull down your shorts and bOOM blood.

its not like a watery blood, sometimes its brown and ew ew e w

dear mother nature, fuck off

i dont want a baby im not sexually active rn so i dont need to bleed to know that im not preggo

IM LISTENING TO BET ON IT ON REPEAT AND I DONT USUALLY THIS IS YOUR FAULT.

to turn my life around today is the day

a n y w a y

but cramps

you cant win

if i dont have cramps its all fun and games until you realise your period started 8 hours ago and uGH

and not recognise your face

i apologise

but cramps

c r a

IM NOT GONNA STOP NOT GONNA STOP TIL I GET MY SHOT THATS WHO I AM THAT IS MY PLAN WELL END UP ON TOP YOU CAN

c r a m p s

c r a m p s

c r a m p s

nO I DONT WANT YOU

its okay im watching the lego movie or hsm or aladdin oR ALADDIN OH MY GOD I LOVE ALADDIN WHY IS EVERYONE SO HOT LIKE WOW GIVE ME ALADDIN I WAS WATCHING IT A FEW DAYS AGO AN  THEN BOOM IT HIT STRAIGHT INTO MY TOP THREE DISNEY MOVIES BC BRAVE AND PETER PAN ARE GR9

ok so im watching a film or something and then next minutes im lying on the floor having a seizure bc cRAMPS like excuse u im already bleeding i dont need pAIN ok

thE WALLS OF MY UTERUS ARE RIPPING OFF MAYDAY MAYDAY MAYDAY (parade)

bet on it is still on repeat

gotta work on my swing gotta do my own thing

troy is so cool but i used to like chad bc chad daNFORTH FUCK ME but corbin bleu with short hair nah

I WANT YOUR BIG BLACK COCK OKAY

ahem

mood swings:

im not usually a very focused person

according to Mrs Shaw I have the attention span of a flea and i completely agree

ok im gonna stop listening to bet on it its been on for twENTY MINUTES its only 3.20 minutes long

voyeur by blink ayyy

nah

visions by bmth then i miss you by blink then all we know by paramore

i have decided to stay on all we know

oKAY MOOD SWINGS

im too lazy to write about it all you need to know is that i haTE THEM

and food cravings

i eat cereal at 2am

-le fin-

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