Aphrodite and the Class Clown

chapter two

{Declan}

Man, is she annoying. I mean, I was trying to annoy her in Health today, which TOTALLY worked, but she got me a week's worth of detention. AGAIN.

I just want her attention. Scratch that. I NEED her attention. Man, am I whipped or what?

Still can't take the hint?

I'm in love with Aphrodite Lucy Stevens, the luckiest girl alive.

I mean, the only reason she's lucky is because she had the sexiest, coolest, funniest admirer ever.

But enough about me.

After Aphrodite got me kicked out of last period today, I headed straight for Tanner's locker.

Tanner is my very best friend, and we have been best friends ever since 4th grade. We're polar opposites, and you know what they say. That's right, opposites attract.

Maybe that's why I love her so much.

I wish she was mine, but she only has eyes for Tanner, and its starting to get on my nerves.

"Why should he care?" You might be thinking. Well, it is true that I can have practically any girl in the school of my choosing, even one of Aphrodite's little minions.

They don't matter to me.

None of them do.