[I'm dead inside]

Meet, Cody.

This is Cody.

Oh shit that's not Cody.

That's Cody.

Here's some facts

-Lowkey really wants to die

-give him root beer and he'll be happy. And maybe drunk.

-Don't talk to me

-Angsty teen.

-oh shit no he adult

-angsty teen but actually an adult

-Tordle

-Tomas the train

-Mattress

-Egg

-those are his friends

-He hates Tordle tho

-Nobody likes Tordle

-Haha jk everyone loves Tordle.

-go communism

-Single Pringle forever m8

-don't touch his hair

-no really don't

-He'll kill you

-He's allergic to cats but he loves them.

-PUTS ON A MASK SO EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE AND HE CAN PET THE KITTIES.

-Furryyy

-Jkjk

-shy boi