O_______O

Ohmyholychuvaners times two!

What will he make sabi saken kaya? Is he going to...

*o*

Propose? What the packing tape! 

To: My Blakey

Hi Blake. What do you want to make sabi?"

SENT!

Owrayt! I'm na-e-excite naman sa reply niya. I noticed lang, he's kind'a torpe and mahiyain. Kasi naman, I he has sasabihin to me, why not kanina. Right?

*phone beeps*

From: +639351234567

Good day! You won 2,000,000.00 in cash via raffle draw! You may claim it anytime. Just text 300 to 29351234567. Congratulations!

-end-

What? I won a million? By raffle draw? They are shunga ba? I'm not sumali naman sa mga raffle then I became winner? So shunga multiple times. Who's niloko nila? I'm not that uto-uto. Psh. Spam message! And text 300? Pasaload, isn't it? So bobo. Psh. 

So nakakasira ng tuktok. I make reply nalang. 

To : +639351234567

Sorry. The number you have dialled is out of coverage area. Please try again next year.

SENT!

Psh! They want to uto me pa? Shit them!

*phone beeps*

What? Spam message again? 

Opening..

From : My Blakey

Pwede ba akong pumunta dyan sa mansion nyo tomorrow? Some kind of bonding? Swimming. Like that. If it okay lang. I'm bored kasi dito samen. 

-end-

O_O

Dug, dug..

Dug, dug..

Oh my! Rapunzel! My hair is mahaba na compare to you! Shitzu! Blake want to make punta here! And want to maka-bonding ako! Waaaaaaaa! I'm gonna buy the sexiest swim suit for him! 

Waaaaaaa!

To: My Blakey

Sure, sure. There's no problem naman. See you tomorrow!

SENT

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