Ignite ─ Ben Hardy

CHAPTER THREE ━ CURIOSITY

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𝚋𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚕𝚎.

Ben

Ben
Here's a picture of me
with my dog, Frankie.
To further confirm that
I am not a 65 year old
grandpa.

Ben
You're welcome.

Bumblebee
Awe cute!

Bumblebee
Your dog, not you.

Bumblebee
Also it is not my fault!
I'm just being vigilant.

Ben
What? No grandfather
has an athletic body
like me!

Bumblebee
Ha ha wrong.

Bumblebee

That picture was taken on
January 4th, 2016. And he
was 70 years old that time.

Bumblebee
He's just one of the many
grandpas out there who
haven't been exposed :)

Ben
. . . . . .

Ben
I don't even want to
ask how you know
Vince McMahon.

Bumblebee
I live in New York,
not in a rock cave.

Ben
Oh so, you live in
New York, huh?

Bumblebee
Damn it, brain!
ERASED

Bumblebee
Yeah, do me a favor?
Don't be a stalker :)

Ben
Gasp. Are you thinking
that low of me? I'm hurt.

Bumblebee
Don't pretend you don't
want to know who I am.

Ben
Well. . . . no, I don't.

Ben
Okay, maybe a little.

Ben
I mean, who could blame me?
I only know your name, which
I am even sure is just
a pseudonym.

Bumblebee
I told you my name.
It's Bee!

Ben
Yeah, right. Why don't you
send me your picture too?

Bumblebee
Eh. . .

Ben
See? I'm starting to think
you're the 65 years old
grandpa, not me 🙄

Bumblebee
I'm a girl, you peasant.

Ben
Then, prove it!

Bumblebee
Trust me, you're going
to be disappointed.

Ben
What, why?

Ben
I'm not like that. I'm being
friends with someone not
based on how attractive
that person is.

Bumblebee
Can I ask you to wait?

Bumblebee
It would be better if you
don't have any idea about
who I am tbh.
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Ben
. . . . .

Ben
Fine.

Bumblebee
. . . . .
Are we okay?

Bumblebee
I mean, I understand
if you want to end this
friendship.

Ben
Yeah, we're okay.

Ben
"It's a metaphor, Brian!"
That's what you wrote
on your profile, and
coincidentally I was
the one who said that.

Ben
So, nope, I won't end
this friendship 😎

Bumblebee
Because I like the movie
that you starred in?

Ben
Yes.

Bumblebee
Unbelievable.

Ben

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