Random thoughts

If I had powers...

HEY Y'ALL!!!

If I had powers here is what I think they would be (based off things that most impact my life):

• Cat agility/flexibility, or something to do with cats (Cat ears & tail are mandatory)

• Ability to summon a fandom army

• Something with music

• A power dependent on my emotions (they change rapidly)

If I met a foe:

Me: Rise my fandom army!!! YOU DO NOT F___ WITH THE FANDOMS!!!

Foe: How the f___...

Me: *Starts laughing until out of breath/ unable to breathe* *Wheezes* Sorry, my crazed side kicked in for a se- What is the army doing out? Well, whatever. HEY Y'ALL, LETS GO GET SOME FOOD!!! *To For* Bye, have a wonderful day! *Zooms off with army following, looking used to this sort of thing*

Foe: *Uncomprehending* Wha... The f___? Huh? *Shrugs and walks off stage*

Me: *Zooms back on stage* WHERE'S THE F___ER?!?! I WANTED TO FINISH THEM!!! *Snaps out of it* What am I...? Well, bye everyone!!! See y'all next time!