(I won't judge your kinks I suppose... just let me know what you want to be.)
Lovers- you are, for some unknown reason, madly in love with an apple. Perhaps it's its inability to speak? After all, plants are far better than any human could possibly be-
(0-10000000)
Best friend- you often like to confide in the Apple, even if it doesn't share the same emotions towards you. It's nice to vent when there's no one to judge.
(0-10000000)
Partners-
You're sexually attracted to the Apple for some strange reason.... I won't ask
(0-100000000)
Orange lovers- you prefer oranges over apples
(0-1000000)
Worshipper - hail Apples
(0-100000000000000000000)
Smart person- you've realised that the Apple is actually the dead body of a plant that was murdered by those PeSky humans. You want vengeance-
(Anyone Who is anyone can have this)
Enemy- you don't like apples
(Hopefully no one)
