Fact #400

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Hey everybody! I'm back with another fact (sorta...not really)!

Now, if you've been a long time reader of the Things You Didn't Know Series, you should know that every 100 facts, I do something special. Seeing that we are now on Fact #400, I have something very special for you people. And what's this special?

JOKES ABOUT DISNEY!!!! 

((I know. Disappointing. I couldn't come up with anything better for Fact #400))

Anyways, here we go: 

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Why didn't Elsa and Anna's parents teach them the whole alphabet? 

'Cause they got lost at C!

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What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? 

Move fasta! (Mufasa)

Simba: TOO SOON

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Why does Alice ask so many questions? 

Because she's in "Wonder"land!

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What did Snow White say when her photos weren't ready yet? 

Someday my Prints will come! 

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What does Olaf eat for lunch? 

Icebergers!

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And there are plenty of other Disney Jokes out there other than the ones I listed, but these are the ones I wanted to give you!

Thanks for reading, bye!

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