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How to make a cliche tomtord fanfic:
Tord: Im a sad boi plz forgive me
Edd: ok sure welcome back
Matt: welcome back!! ....who are you?
Tom: *slams the door open* WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
Edd: tom guess what
Tom: what
Edd: tords gonna be staying in ur apartment
Tom: WhAt WhY??
Edd: bc this is a tomtord fanfic and you have to
Tom: ok tord ur sleeping on the couch
Tord: *sleeps in the bed anyway*
Tom: well fucc
Tord: hey guess what I secretly loved you my whole life
Tom: me too
Tord: *about to kiss tom*
Edd: *barges into the room* WhAt's Up mY dUdES
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Tom: Ok, so fluff is where everyone is happy etc, whereas angst is when everything is sad and your heart gets severely damaged
Tord: I think the choice is obvious
Tord: *chooses angst*
Tom:
Tord:
Tom: *also chooses angst*
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Tord: *breaks down door while holding a gun* THIS IS THE POLICE PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR
Tom: *throws the closest object*
Edd: *protects ringo*
Matt: *screams* NOT THE FAAACCCCEEEE
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Tord: *dies*
Tom: Ringo this is so sad play Highway to Hell
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I could be doing something productive
but instead im doing this
