OPPOSITES. ✔️ [editing]

19.2

hoseok
*drumrolls*

seokjin
*drumrolls*

jungkook
*drumrolls*

taehyung
*drumrolls*

namjoon
*drumrolls*

jimin
YOONGI AND I ARE

yoongi
ENGAGED!

seokjin
I FUCKING CALLED IT

YOUR BOY'S GONNA BE A RICH, TOP TONIGHT🤑🍆💦🍑

namjoon
shut the fuck up seokjin

seokjin
don't hate the player, hate the game😘

hoseok
CONGRATULATIONS🎉❤️

jungkook
JIMIN AND YOONGI HYUNG I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOUU🎉

taehyung
you know what we should do?

jimin
go on tae

taehyung
we should have a joint wedding. just think about it, getting married with yiur besto. i can be your best man, hoseok can be mine and we'll all be at the altar together

i'm a fucking genius🤓

yoongi
that sounds plain stoopid

jungkook
okay 6ix9ine

yoongi
shut up jungkook😂

jimin
my baby's right, we shouldn't have a joint wedding. we should just go for having them separate because i want my baby to have all the spotlight on our big day

yoongi
awww, jiminie x

hoseok
okay everyone shut up. j-hope has something to say

taehyung
EVERYONE SHUT UP MY BEST FRIEND HAS SOMETHING TO SAY

hoseok
taehyung i sent you that in total confidence

taehyung
i couldn't help but share it😭 you look so damn cute and sexy and i can't

jungkook
you carry on, you can sleep in hoseok's apartment tonight

taehyung
of you wanted some dick you should've just said. stop acting like you mean business when you're just horny🙄

jungkook
tae!

hoseok
taekook shut the fuck up i have something important to say.

namjoon
yes, you may proceed

hoseok
mark and i are dating.

yoongi
NOW I FUCKING CALLED THAT

seokjin
ooo yess hobi, get some👅

yoongi added mark to 'mean boys💅🏻'

mark
wdym hobi get some? he's very much the bottom😂

jimin
alie

taehyung
have you fucked yet hobi?

hoseok
TAEHYUNG!

mark
imao yes, too many times to count😉

jungkook
yess mark💪🏻

namjoon
welcome to the horniest group chat you'll ever be in mark.

yoongi
once you're in, you can't get okay😔👊🏻

mark
i'll take the risk

seokjin
THAT'S A GOOD WHORE