Warning : prepare to cringe.
THIS IS LOWKEY A CRACKFIC. ALSO, EVELYN; THE CHARACTER IS YOU.
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*Evelyn's p.o.v*
Jonah insulted my mom. I remember that exact moment it happened.
*FLASHBACK*
"Your mom is a T H O T " he said.
i frowned.
"what did you just say?" i was shook.
"I said your mom is a THOT"
"WELL YOUR MOM'S A HOE." I fired back.
''i'm so done with you." with that, he left.
*END OF FLASHBACK*
I was walking my way to starbucks.
until i bumped into someone and looked up to see who it was.
Fucking shit.
Why does fate have to do this to me?
"Watch it Hoenah"
"YOU watch it, evie.'
UGH. he knows much i hate that nickname.
That shit was lingering inside of me.
Without any second thought, I unconsciously threw my coffee into his very expensive lavish louis vuitton and gucci clothes.
"BITCHHHH"He said and bitch smacked me across the face with a newspaper.
I gave him the resting bitch face and smirked.
"Thats what you deserve for calling my mom a thot."
"THAT WAS A JOKE!" he yelled and everyone in the café turned to look at us.
"What's with the commotion?!" a barista said.
"nothing!" We both said in unison. I pinched his arm when the barista turned away.
"next time, i won't go easy on you." he said warningly and that made me laugh.
I turned around and left the fuck out of there.
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LMAOO WHAT EVEN IS THIS CHAPTER? SKSKSK
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
CRACKFICS - WHY SHOULDN'T WE
FanficJust a bunch of nonsense. Each chapter is a crackfic chap with every member 💀👷 WARNING ⚠️: Strong Language Involved and Prepare to cringe. SIKE! YOU THOUGHT IT WAS JUST SOME CRACKFIC STORY? HELL NAH. ITS THE CRACKFIC, BELIEVE ME.
