Summary:
"Harry, babe, show some restraint," Zayn says, "What do I always tell you in these situations?"
"'Don't suck his cock unless he's rich or unless you love him,'" Harry recites. And Harry doesn't love him. Not yet, anyway.
Comments:
-smacks head on wall a few billion times- Oh.my.teaaaarsssss!!!!! Why did he--Why would he--God, why did I just read this, and ignored the damn tags?! WHYYYYY?!?!?
Author: curiousair (ballsdeepinharry)
