November 22, 2018
Even if the month is almost over, I have one thing to enjoy about it. Turkey day, or in better words, thanksgiving. I bust it open each year for a slice of that turkey hot damn. My urges have died, and I've been stalking PETA's page because vegan stuff doesn't make me horny like Victoria's secret models do.
Just kidding, I don't even look at that stuff.
So maybe, today will be different. I'll be so focused on food I won't even want to beat my meat.
The only meat I'm beating is that turkey.-h
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HorrorEach day throughout the month will be a new entry on the daily struggles through November. Ends dec. 1, 2018.