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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch og & 2018 version|| December 16th

~Original: 1966 cartoon~

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heeell
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eeell
Mr. Griiincch
You're a bad banana with a
greasy black peeeell

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hoolle
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Griiincch
I wouldn't touch you with a
Thirty-nine and a half foot poolle

You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch
You have termites in your smiille
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodiille
Mr. Griiinncch
Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodiiilee

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty wastyy skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk
Mr Griiinncch

The three best words that best describe you
Are as follows, and I quote"
Stink
Stank
Stunk

You're a rotter Mr. Grinch
You're the king of siinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots
Mr Griinncch
Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful
Assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in taanngled up knnoots

You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseous suupper nos
You're a crooked jerky jockey and
You drive a crooked horse
Mr Griiinncch
You're a three-decker sauerkraut
And toadstool sandwich
With arsenic saaauuuuccceee

~The Grinch: 2018 remade version~

You're a mean one
You really are a heeeeeeeel
You're as cuddly as a cactus (charming as an eel)
You're as charming as an eeeeeeeeell
Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana
Mr. Grinch
with a greasy black peeeeeeel

You're a vile one
You got termites in your smiiilleee
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodiiiillleee
Mr. Grinch
You're a foul one
Friends you don't have none
I wouldn't touch with a 39 and a half foot poleeeee

You're a monster
Your heart's an empty hoooolllleeee
You have gaaarrlliicc in your sooouuuuullllll (you've got garlic in your soul)

Mr. Grinch
All them smiles, homie, I turn 'em frowns.
All the decorations, I tear 'em down.
You can ask Max, I don't play a-round.
Ayo. (Ewwww)

Who is this mean fellow?
With his skin all green
And his teeth all yellow
(Ewwww)

What you so mad for?
Halloween come around
and we ain't knocking at your door man

Mr. Grinch, you're a bad banana
Grinch, spoil everybody with your bad attitude (spoil everybody)
Mr. Grinch

(Alalaalalala)
Who is this mean fellow?
With his skin all green
And his teeth all yellow

(Alalalalala)
What you so mad for?
Halloween come around
and we ain't knocking at your ddoooooooooorrrrrrrr (Aaaahhhhh)

Bad Banana!

A/N: hope your Christmas is better than Mr. Grinch's in the song. Also, if you have any reccomendations for Christmas songs this year, let me know. Fun fact: I watched the 2018 one in November, right when it came out, I couldn't wait until after Thanksgiving, oopsies.😂 But I do reccomend it, I loved the ending so much, Cindy Lou Who is so sweet.