Loki looked at Pietro dumbfounded.
"How did you..." Loki began.
" What... You didn't see that coming? " Pietro smirked.
Thor leaned over towards Loki and slapped him in the back of the head
"Ow." Loki hissed. " What that for?"
"I believe you owe (y/n) an apology." Steve said.
Thor extended his arm with Mjölnir suddenly appearing in his hand.
"Fine!" Loki swallowed. " I apologize, Lady (y/n)."
" For what?" Thor asserted.
Loki signed and turned to you. " I apologize Lady ( y/n) for almost killing you."
" Apology accepted." You said.
Loki then faced Pietro narrowing his eyes on him. " Next time I won't miss."
"Please, If you would be so kind. Don't threaten my future wife's life." Pietro scolded.
Bucky choked on one of the cookie he and Loki made.
Steve did a small spit take while taking a sip of his coffee.
Thor bumped his head on the table as he was petting the dog under the table.
Pietro raised an eyebrow and then looked at you. "So... I am guessing you didn't tell them about it?"
"It never came up." You said in defense.
"I'm sorry what?!" Bucky asked.
Pietro made a exaggerated gasped and looked towards you. "Are you ashamed of me, Princessa?"
"Like I said, the subject was never brought up!"
"I give you my heart on a silver plater.... seasoned, healthy, loving and all, but this is what I get in return?!"
You rolled your eyes.
"Can someone please explain this to me?" Steve interrupted.
" I will, but SOMEONE decided that this subject is irrelevant." Pietro gave you a cold stare.
" What?" You shrugged.
" So here is a quick summary." Pietro began. " So... Me and (y/n) both agreed that If we are both single or not in a serious relationship once we reached our mid thirties, we both agreed to marry each other."
The room went silent with all of faces frozen trying to understand the information being given. Their mouths had no words coming out, but their faces had another story.
Pietro then turned to you. " I think I broke them."
" You think?" You said.
" Why him?" Loki broke the silence.
You looked at Loki. " What?"
" Honesty." Loki took a sip of his coffee. " You could do so much better than this fool."
" Oh....like you are a better candidate." Pietro snarled.
Loki inhaled his coffee causing him to choked.
Pietro chuckled. " That is what I thought."
You rolled your eyes.
Pietro then turned to you giving you a look.
" What?"
" Știi de ce (You know why)!" Pietro sneered.
" Nu sunt sora ta ... nu sunt un cititor de minte (I am not your sister...I am not a mind reader)." You replied.
" știi ce ai făcut (You know what you did)." Pietro said.
" vorbești română (you speak Romanian)?" Bucky pointed towards you.
"si tu vorbesti limba romana (you speak romanian too)?" You asked. " vorbesc multe limbi, tu? ( i speak many languages, you)?"
" Vorbesc fluent engleză, spaniolă, portugheză, germană, rusă, latină și japoneză.( I speak english, spanish, portuguese, German, Russian, Latin and Japanese fluently.)" Bucky answered." Care este una dintre avantajele de a fi un asasin (Which is one of the perks of being an assassin)."
" Ura! Am o persoană cu care să vorbesc cu prostii ( Yay! I have a person to talk crap to)." Pietro exclaimed. "De asemenea, vorbesc în limba rusă și poloneză în afară de limba română sau engleza ( I also speak in Russian and polish besides Romanian or English)."
" Not quite." Thor interrupted.
" You can understand them?" Steve asked.
" One of the benefits of being Asgardian is that we have Allspeak or "All tongue" is another word. It is a type of language which can be understood by every species in their own native language."
" Хорошо, идет этот план (Well there goes that plan)." Bucky said under his breath.
" Heard that." Loki said.
" Him too." Bucky switched back to speaking english.
" Yes I can understand." Loki added.
What about you Captain?" Pietro asked.
" I can speak in German. French, Spanish, Russian Japanese,and Italian." Steve said. " and yes Bucky I know you talk behind my back with Natasha in Russian when I am in the room and you think I can't understand.
" That's it...I need clint to teach me sign language." Bucky sighed to himself.
You chuckled under you breath.
" So... how is teaching these old relics the Modern world?" Pietro asked you. " I heard about meeting."
" Well... it's harder than I expected, but I am managing. "
Bucky chuckled under his breath, " That's what she said."
You sweared that you heard Pietro necked creak when he turned to faced Bucky after he said that. Then faced you.
" You didn't?" Pietro asked.
" Oh yes I did." You smirked.
" I don't know if it just got better or worse."
" That's what she said." The four of them all said in unison.
Pietro chuckled as he rolled his eyes.
" But its is not all bad." You smiled. " It been quite entertaining."
" Very entertaining." Loki commented.
" Honestly." Bucky scoffed.
Loki turned towards Bucky.
Bucky sticked out his tongue.
Loki returned the jester.
" Wow.... They make me look way more mature." Pietro commented.
" And that is saying something." You added.
Pietro chuckled." Got me there."
You smiled.
Thank the lord they changed the subject.
" Hold up... we are not done with this arranged marriage situation?" Steve interrupted.
Too soon.
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The Modern World For Idiots (Avengers x reader).
Fanfiction{discontinued-ish} The god of Mischief is under house arrest on earth, the Winter Soldier has calmed down from his murderous ways. The Avengers decided to give them a chance of redemption and to learn about the modern world, but also The god of Thun...
Chapter 28. Well... this is awkward
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