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September 13, 2018

Unknown- 7:45 am
Hey, Alexa. Yesterday was fun! We should do it again sometime ;)

Camila- 7:46 am
I think you have the wrong number. If I remember correctly, I'm not a home robot.

Unknown- 7:46 am
Oh wow, okay, well I'm an idiot. I guess she gave me a fake number. Figures.

Camila- 7:47 am
Ugh, I hate when people do that! I swear, they can go suck on a brown banana -.-

Unknown- 7:47 am
Brown banana, huh? Harsh, you're the real deal, aren't you?

Camila- 7:47 am
They don't call me real deal Camila Cabello for nothing! :D

Unknown- 7:49 am
They really call you that?

Camila- 7:49 am
No...no :( I was just trying to sound cool.

Unknown- 7:50 am
That's tough. You don't need to sound cool around me. You said people who give fake numbers could go suck a brown banana, that's badass.

Unknown- 7:50 am
I'm assuming you been through the same thing...Camila, is it?

Camila- 7:50 am
Yup, once or twice. And yes, I'm Camila.

Camila- 7:51 am
Ew why did I tell you my name? I don't even know you! What if you're like a 69 year old man?!

Unknown- 7:51 am
Sksksksk, 69

Camila- 7:51 am
Never mind, you're a twelve year old boy going through puberty.

Unknown- 7:52 am
Heyyyyy my name is Jeff :D

Camila- 7:52 am
Hi Jeff!

Camila- 7:52 am
How are things?!

Unknown- 7:53 am
GREAT! IM ROCKING THE ADVENGER BACKPACK!

Camila- 7:53 am
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Unknown- 7:53 am
Lmao, jk I'm not Jeff

Camila- 7:54 am
oH. Oh you don't say? :D

Unknown- 7:54 am
I know right?!

Unknown- 7:54 am
I'm Lauren Jauregui, and I'm not twelve and I'm definitely not 69, and if it isn't clear, I'm not a boy going through puberty. I'm 18.

Camila- 7:55 am
Damn, I always wanted to play Fortnite with a little boy who voice cracks when he yells :(

Unknown- 7:55 am
Mm tragic.

Camila- 7:55 am
Welp, I have to get my booty to school! Goodbye, Lauren, nice chat.

Unknown- 7:57 am
Yeah...nice chat, Camila. Goodbye.

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